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Old 03 January 2013, 08:45 PM
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Rusty,

I happened to have tossed that stale tortilla into the yard so the wild critters could eat it. It happened to land in a bush on the near side of the fence. Having found the one tortilla on the bush does not mean that you have found a tortilla-bush. There will be no more tortillas sprouting from the bush. Please stop dragging me through it!
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Old 03 January 2013, 10:26 PM
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From now on, all bones and antlers are going to be put on the shelf before we go to bed, just as a precaution against "We are wrestling! Over the bone! Isn't this the funnest thing EVER! Mommy! Look at us! Wrestling! With the bone! We are going to give the bone to you, so you can play too! And then we are going to wrestle on TOP of you. Because.... it's a bone and we're wrestling! Fun! Fun! Fun!"

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Mommy
And we'll have fun fun fun until Mommy takes the antlers away!
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Old 03 January 2013, 11:02 PM
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Bella,
I love you and appreciate that you wish to spend as much time as possible snugged up against my head. But mommy was not terribly excited to wake up from her nap to find her pillow covered in poopies. Next time it happens, mommy is locking you in birdie jail before she lies down.
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Old 04 January 2013, 01:03 PM
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Nica, we ALWAYS give you peanut butter because we know it's your favorite thing. It really wasn't necessary to help yourself to the nearly full jar! At least you have your own jar now....
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Old 05 January 2013, 04:58 PM
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Enoch,

The sun has moved. There will be no further signs from the cat-gods reflecting off the various shiny surfaces within the apartment today. You can stop gazing at the ceiling and flapping your whiskers while making no sound as if you're about to attain rapture.

~Mom
(*Incidentally, this is the reason we don't play the "reflection game" much anymore... as it clearly upsets you.)
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Old 05 January 2013, 05:15 PM
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Nica, we ALWAYS give you peanut butter because we know it's your favorite thing. It really wasn't necessary to help yourself to the nearly full jar! At least you have your own jar now....
You mean you didn't have a jar set aside already? Shame!
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Old 05 January 2013, 05:33 PM
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Parrot, my dear old kitty. I love to cuddle with you, but I do wish that you wouldn't drool down my chest.
Oh, and wipe your cold wet nose all over my face.
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Old 08 January 2013, 12:04 AM
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Bailey Kitty.

My mother got me a really cool MacFarlane Halo 4 Master Chief action figure for Christmas. I would like very much it was still in the same spot on the self come morning.
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Old 08 January 2013, 12:12 PM
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You mean you didn't have a jar set aside already? Shame!
Usually we do! I'm just upset this was the good stuff, the honey roast kind :\
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Old 08 January 2013, 02:45 PM
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Usually we do! I'm just upset this was the good stuff, the honey roast kind :\
My bird eats better than I do. I try to make sure she gets the best of everything for her sensitive digestion. Oh, the food bills.
*curls up in a ball and makes dying whale noises*
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Old 08 January 2013, 04:42 PM
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Ash Dog and Duo Cat -

If you, y'know, CHEWED your food, you wouldn't be puking it back up two minutes later.

Just a thought.

Mom.
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Old 08 January 2013, 05:35 PM
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So he is being bad Ash?

Dear Payson:

See above.

PS. Plastic bags are *still* not food.
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Old 08 January 2013, 06:05 PM
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Shadow

You do realise that you can empty both of your digestive system outlets in one visit to the garden, don't you? There's nothing more annoying than settling down after I've let you back in from having a wee only to be pestered 60 seconds later because OMG suddenly you need a poo.

Thanks
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Old 08 January 2013, 06:40 PM
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It's raining food! Hallelujah! It's raining food!
...
Nevermind, it's just you. Is it necessary to munch your pellets with such gusto that they go flying everywhere?

I appreciate that they are crunchy and tend to fly apart when you bite them, but none of the other birds had your spectacular ability to send them flying across the room.

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Ash Dog and Duo Cat -

If you, y'know, CHEWED your food, you wouldn't be puking it back up two minutes later.

Just a thought.

Mom.
Chewing? What is this 'chewing' of which you speak?
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Old 11 January 2013, 02:40 AM
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Pablo, I shouldn't have to wipe kitty litter off your nose. WTF are you doing?
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Old 12 January 2013, 04:14 AM
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Chaos-kitty, it really isn't normal for cats to steal saltines and bolt off across the house with them.

Arc the amazing wonder horse,

You would get a lot more of the good happy horsey food if you didn't shove your head in the bucket then fling it back up because you are SO EXCITED, scattering a huge mouthful all over the ground. I know you vacuum it up off the ground too, but the birds really enjoy your eating habits.
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Old 12 January 2013, 01:54 PM
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China,

I have cleared off approximately half of the surface area of the computer desk for you to lie on. WHY do you insist on trying to fit onto the four-inch section between my laptop and the edge of said desk? You don't fit there very well.
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Old 13 January 2013, 12:25 AM
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I'm going to say this again Felix and Scuttlebutt: please take your discussions/feline smackdowns somewhere else! Some of us are drifting off to sleep y'know! Although seeing the two of silhouetted on my bed, on your haunches and smacking each other was rather cute.
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Old 13 January 2013, 05:21 PM
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Maybe Felix was just defending his honor against rumors.....
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Old 13 January 2013, 05:23 PM
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I see what you did there. :-)
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