When tinfoil hats aren't enough

[Floater]

They don't?

[Photo Bob]

Originally Posted by snopes

walk-through airport scanners
unravel your DNA.

That would explain why my son is now my daughter and my wife is a bird.

Curae you airpott scsnners!!!

Sorry. It's hard to type with hoofs.

[snopes]

Comment: Is snopes.com run by the CIA? Are you affiliated with the CIA? Do
they ever try to influence you? No, this is not a joke and I'm not
kidding.

[Don Enrico]

It's funny that these people expect an honest answer from a website that is - in their minds - part of a secret cabal, a clandestine gouvernment agency or a hidden conspiracy.

Don "a policeman must not lie to a prostitute" Enrico

[Auburn Red]

You know that's kind of a Catch-22 situation isn't it? If we said "No" they wouldn't believe us anyway, but if we said "Yes," they still wouldn't believes because in their minds if it were true we wouldn't be able to admit it. It's kind of one of those logic puzzles isn't it?

Auburn "You are standing against two gates, one tells the truth and the other lies" Red

[snopes]

Comment: President Obama has signed several executive orders that are
completely written in Spanish and published in Spanish. This makes it
difficult to know what is in the orders.

[Auburn Red]

The worst are the ones written entirely in Spanish and published in something else. It's hard to understand a bill entirely published in Pig Latin!

Auburn A-lay in avor-fay ay-say ay-aye(?)" Red

[snopes]

Actually, publishing in Spanish should make it easier to know what is in the orders, since there are more native speakers of Spanish than English.

[snopes]

Comment: The rumor is...Or Not..... That they are implanting micro
tracking chips in folks without their knowledge thru flu shots. It is
suppose to give them identity info somehow tho I don't see how..but
anyway....any kind of chip bothers me

[Photo Bob]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: The rumor is...Or Not..... That they are implanting micro
tracking chips in folks without their knowledge thru flu shots. It is
suppose to give them identity info somehow tho I don't see how..but
anyway....any kind of chip bothers me unless it comes with dip. I like dip. Just not chips.

There, I finished your thought for you.

[snopes]

Comment: Could you provide some insights on the rumor that Queen
Elizabeth supposedly providing boys to the Pope for sexual favors? I am
also interested in information about the FEMA Concentration camps across
the U.S. Please comment on Whitney Houston blood sacrifice. Some students
are directing people toward the above mentioned rumors. I need some
researcher to confirm that these are simply conspiracy theorist.

[snopes]

Comment: WHY DID THE WHITE HOUSE NEED TO BUILD UNDERGROUND BUNKERS??
ANOTHER COST TO TAXPAYERS. WHERE IS MY BUNKER OR AM I TO BE ELIMINATED AS
THE BILDERBERG/SATAN PLANS CONTINUE.OH BY THE WAY, I ASKED IF 911 WAS AN
INSIDE JOB AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO. 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB YOU ****ING
LIARS. YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING YOU GO TO
HELL.

[snopes]

Comment: A Tea Party friend was telling me about a request that came out
after the 2008 election for people to send in names of other people they
knew who did not vote for Obama. The idea was that the government would
have a list of people that would be sent to internment camps after Obama
declares martial law, if he wins a second term. If you tell me that this
is true, I'll probably faint. It sounds so totally conspiracy,
survivalist talk.

[snopes]

Comment: I found a posting on facebook that says Obama is ordering all
Jewish and Islamic resturants to serve pork. While I think this is rather
funny just want to know where they get these crazy things

[Auburn Red]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: If you tell me that this
is true, I'll probably faint....

Egad, get the smelling salts!
Auburn "Licensed in Medical Practice From 1887" Red

[snopes]

Comment: I was wondering about the validity of a claim that any $1 bill
after 2005 has a nano dot camera place in the bill at the top of the
pyramid.

[snopes]

Referred by: http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/exemptions.asp

Comment: to whom it may concern.....and your remarks about obamacare lead
me to believe you are democrats, but please, when researching things...if
in fact you do do not leave anything out. every bit of info found about
"dhimmitude" is coming directly from the fact that the word, as debasing
as it is to most Americans, he did see fit to include in his original
draft of that 2000 page pile of crap. he probably wrote it as he did
hoping for the very reaction that he got---NO ONE WOULD READ IT! someone
did however point out to him that it needed to be removed. i do not know
what you people who blindly follow obama think you are going to get but,
inless you revert to some religion that doesn't believe in God...you will
be like the rest of us "LITTLE PEOPLE" you want to live in conditions
that are so hated.... some blacks are still harboring feelings against
whites and cannot let it go even though todays whites had nothing to do
with it and the poor jews had to suffer through the evils of hitler.. and
some of you all are opening yourselves up to what may be even worse. obama
is systematically taking everything away from us and some are blindly
following as if they were under some sort of spell. back to what i
started with the word DHIMMITUDE was in his first draft. it's just
like saluting the American flag...he holds his crotch and looks like he's
been sucking a lemon. he does it because he thinks he can. let's see what
you get out of all this

[Photo Bob]

Originally Posted by snopes

let's see what
you get out of all this

I got eye fatigue and a headache, but that's just me.

[snopes]

Comment: Anew rumor says a part of the new healthcare law has a provision
to kill children under two years old who have severe health problems. Is
this true?

[Auburn Red]

Anew Rumor? Who is that? The newest main character in an anime? The latest Bond girl? How about the missing X-Man?

Auburn "What's in a name?" Red