When tinfoil hats aren't enough

[GenYus234]

The Bible predicted implated devices? Cool. When does it say the internal insulin pump will be available? I've got a friend that would love to have one.

[Tootsie Plunkette]

Please investigate the history of "Barry Soetoro."...

...try to identify his actual Social Security Number and the other numbers he
has used...

Explain that... if you dare!

I imagine Snopes spending weeks on (additional) research debunking the above items, gets it ready to send to the commenter, and then notices:

The email address I gave is not the real address...

[snopes]

Comment: the chip is here and is going to be with us. One step closer to
666 story you don't believe in,
don.t be wax over

[Dasla]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: the chip is here and is going to be with us. One step closer to
666 story you don't believe in,
don.t be wax over

What sort of chip? Potato chip? corn chip?

And it's "Wax on Wax off"

[Dasla]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: I was told that Snipes.com is owned and run by the US government.
That all the "truth" is what THEY want you to know. Also that Tootle is
also government owned and run. What IS the TRUTH?

Ok snopes, they are on to you, you have to admit everything and shut down the siite.....what a moment they are talking about snipes not snopes. You are still safe.

And I can't help it, I have to add "you can't handle the truth"

[snopes]

Comment: It is my opinion only, but as I've been reading about Obamacare,
HR3200,sect. 2521, page 1001, para. 1, and go on and read on thru it, that
you and I disagree about this implant. You make it sound so simple and
nothing to worry about--such as a pacemaker, etc. when it definitely
speaks of something other than what you print for America to read. Am
suspicious of your opinions as they seem to be Media-like and not the
rock-bottom truth, which could effect the results of something horrible
for us all. I'm a
Biblereader and I believe in the Bible and of it's prophecies. We know
what's coming, God doesn't lie, we just don't know when it will be, and
altho He doesn't tell us, He gives us prophecies and "He who understands
will listen".

You should not advise that it is "false". If you'd read more into it, in
an unbiased manner, the least you should do is to say it could be true,
that you don't know that the implant business is false. The program goes
on to explain the many reasons for the implant--thru it they can tell our
private bank accounts, all personal records(calling them medical) and is
of radio frequency and can track everywhere we are and where we go. The
healthcare law also lists what the gov't.can do to us if we don't have the
implant. Have you read about the FemaCamps, and the billions the gov't is
spending to get them prepared for those of us who give the gov't. a
problem? Canyou not taste dictatorship here?

I lack the trust in your opinions,same as I lack trust in the leadership
of the Obama Administration.
Why all the casket liners at those camps? And the new equip. and many
buildings if not intended for use--esp.when there are so many financial
needs here in America for the living? Please read and reconsider how you
answer America,and not for the atheists or Muslims--the Christians still
live here, too. Thank you for hearing me out.

[snopes]

Comment: Mermaids: Body found
My second wife (deceased) was well travelled before she met me.
Occationally she would remenice about her experiences and one is the
following:
On one of her travels to Italy or Austria (in the 1980's) she met a couple
that was interested in exotic sea creatures. Her visit with them included
a few days on their yacht. The man directed the yacht to a location of
rondyvou and held that location. At nominal bed time Deb and her travel
friend were told that they (and crew) should stay in their staterooms no
matter what they may hear. Sometime after 10pm The Man & Wife went to the
Sea Platform and called in a high pitched call for up to 20 minutes and
then were joined by many creatures in the sea and communicated with them
for several hours. The next night started the same, however, Deb and
travel friend slipped out of their stateroom when the high pitch calling
began and stood back to see what would arrive. After observing for a while
she drew closer to the man & wife on the sea platform and expressed how
wonderful his sea friends were and that she would like to be introduced to
them. There was the introductions and exchange of gifts and communications
(Deb would intuitively communicate with the sea creatures). She swam with
them for nearly an hour (Deb swam like a whale using her strong ABs) –The
Sea Creatures were Mermaids –Aquatic Primates—very intelligent mammals as
mankind. This was told to me in 2009 before her hospitalization, she had a
terminal illnes.

[snopes]

Comment: Of course the government (which is you) are going to say the
mermaid video is false. After all it connects to the new sonar weapon
research thats going on. Just like the false information about aliens
coming from somewhere else. You have everyone looking up at the sky, when
their probably living right under our feet all this time underground. All
you say is misinformation, and I don't believe you either.

[rockland6674]

Grandma, I think Grandpa's forgotten to take his pills again. He's talking to the goldfish again, and keeps calling her "Ariel."

Also, when I took him out for his daily walk, he called some guy working in a manhole "Klaatu."

[snopes]

Comment: About the Small Arms Treaty! Why don't you talk about the fact
that Americans don't control their own military? Hmmm? Congressman
Sessions Drilled Leon Panetta on where he gets his marching orders from.
Clearly, not from U.S. Congress! How do you spell Treason??? Oh, and as
for Chemtrails, they do mention it through the HR 2977 Bill. Wikipedia
mentions that the chemtrail conspiracy started in 1996. However, they fail
to mention the "Unsolved Mysteries" episode called "The Blob" which aired
on May 8th, 1997. That episode was about people in Oakville, Washington
falling ill from whatever fell from the skies in 1994.

[Ieuan ab Arthur]

I don't know what this guy's been smoking, but I imagine that you could get 5-10 years simply for possessing it.

Ta ra 'wan,

Ieuan "Pretty Colours" ab Arthur

[snopes]

Comment: A friend of mine recently told me that on-demand abortions are
available in the United States, and that late-term aborted babies are
tossed into garbage bins, crying and sucking their thumbs. I doubt this,
but when I googled it, I found a lot of sites (all anti-abortion) that
supported it. This doesn't happen in the US, does it?

[Photo Bob]

Originally Posted by snopes

Comment: A friend of mine recently told me that on-demand abortions are
available in the United States, and that late-term aborted babies are
tossed into garbage bins, crying and sucking their thumbs. I doubt this,
but when I googled it, I found a lot of sites (all anti-abortion) that
supported it. This doesn't happen in the US, does it?

That's crazy talk! Do you really think we Americans are that uncaring?

All late term aborted babies are issued pacifiers so they won't wake the neighbors.

[snopes]

Comment: Here is an idea. How about you guys do some research on the real
history of America, instead of worrying who was depicted on PEZ
dispensers?

When I took a look at your "Top Scams," nowhere did it even mention the
Federal Reserve System of the United States, who has been scamming the
people for a century now.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...19560256183936

This documentary gives a great look into the plots of private centralized
banks, how they came into power, and how they dictate all means of the
American economics.

If you are going to investigate rumors and conspiracies, why would you not
take a look at the biggest conspiracies that actually are relevant to the
well being of our country? If you find these allegations to be true
through your own research, be righteous and answer them honestly. I find
it astonishing that you guys don't even discuss these revelations because
modern history tells you not too. If you want to know the truth, do your
own research and let the people who view this website know your
conclusions.

[snopes]

Comment: I received a very strange and incoherent letter in the mail. The
text reads:


"Hi

My grade point average is 3.6. I can e-mail you my transcripts. I can
get you a supply of Snopes checks. I was instrumental in creating the
website. Do you have an entry level accounting position?"

Included in the letter was a resume, transcript and copies of 2 check like
images from the social Security Administration Disability Benefits for
$12M and a memo that reads: Drugs in United States of America - Snopes
website.

The return address was the Clerk of the Court Maricopa County, Phoenix, AZ
and it was mailed from Lubbock texas. I am located in Florida.

I will normally trash something like this, but I wanted to make sure that
you were aware that there was something circulating by mail that included
your name.

[Psihala]

Did one of the older cats get loose or something?

~Psihala

[Auburn Red]

Well you know, the Fraud & Scams pages gave them ideas!

[snopes]

Comment: From an email that is circulating at this time. Wondering if
there is any truth to this.

A while back, I heard a theory that once Obummer realizes he is going to
lose this election he will close the Banks for 30 days, ( see his recent
executive order allowing him to call for 30 day bank closer anytime) This
will cause riots, looting, and chaos, then he calls for martial law hence
no election.

[Photo Bob]

Dang. If I knew it was that easy to become king of the USA I would have run for president years ago.

[snopes]

Comment: I know someone convinced that the walk-through airport scanners
unravel your DNA. Please de-hoax.