Escalator found to be full of human feces

[snopes]

San Francisco transportation officials said workers repairing an escalator had to call in a hazardous materials team to remove human excrement.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/07/...9761343331731/

[Floater]

Fortunately I never used that station when in SF earlier this summer.

[Brad from Georgia]

So they're saying that escalators are actually politicians?

[E. Q. Taft]

Referenced in today's CRACKED article ("5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America").

[Zorro]

Amateurs. My college dorm elevator had some excrement in it every Sunday morning (after Saturday night drinking was done).

Sadly, I am not kidding.