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Old 17 December 2009, 04:06 PM
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Comment: I HAD CERTAIN DOUGHTS ABOUT PENIS CORRECT SIZE IN NORMAL TIME AND
WHEN ERECTED I HAVE A PROBLEM MORE FAT MUSCLE IS GROWN ABOVE MY PENIS I AM
ENJOING UN SATISFIED SEX WITH MY SPOUSE PLEASE ADVICE FOR ANY EXERCISE TO
REDUSE THE FAT
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Old 17 December 2009, 05:40 PM
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I hate my fat muscle, too. You suck in your belly and the fat muscle goes "Ha! Sticking out for you instead!"
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Old 26 July 2010, 02:55 AM
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Comment: So far, GREAT! Not perfect, but good enough to get some sleep tonite. :-) It's been a loonnng 35 hours for us all. He is presently on my lamp, head on my left arm and obviously very comfortable, tho I don't know why. I think he thinks my arm has become an attachment to his body. :-), but my back says it's time to say goodnite. :-) Thanks for trusting the kids to me. Bill was very distressed last nite so I will have better news for him tonite when he calls. Louise (bentley's mom called already.) Sleep well. Cathye
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Old 26 July 2010, 03:58 AM
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Two, four, six, eight! Huff and puff, ejaculate!
Yomank!
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Old 19 August 2010, 03:11 AM
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Comment: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/tampax.asp

I got that email years and years ago, and was scared of tampons for a
while. But then I got over it. And I used Tampax Pearl.

So last year, I basically gave birth one night to a bloody lump that was
identified by my doctor as a bunch of tampon fibers that had been
collecting in my uterus for years. Awesome. I guess this is not too
uncommon, and since it came out on its own (surrounded by a whole lot of
mucus and white blood cells), and I haven't had any problems since, it
isn't that big a deal.

If it had gone undetected, and I had gotten pregnant, it could have caused
complications, but he assured me that in this case, I had nothing else to
worry about. Except maybe future tampon-fiber-related problems.

Now I use the DivaCup, just to be on the safe side.
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Old 22 November 2010, 02:58 AM
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Comment: Hi! Well I made it home after the Bladder Scraping! It was quite an operation! I wouldn't want to have it done every week!!
I came home yesterday, I am still 'Sore!' a lot of Pain! But it's down quite a bit from yesterday, Cramps, and soreness with them!
I had a Very Bad Experience! I took a Pill around 10:PM Fri. Night, and around 2:am I woke up after a short sleep, I had No Idea Where I was, Who I was, for about 10 minutes, I called a Nurse, and told her what I was experiencing, she said it could be an after effect from the Pill, I wasn't told that this could happen, and I was scared! I didn't know my name right away, until she asked me 2 or 3 different questions, Name D.O.B. Postal Code, and my address, Belive me I had No Idea what had happened! One of the worst experiences I have ever had! I hope it never happens again!
OK, so I am now hoping to get better with my memory intact! Yvonne is taking good care of me! Thank God for her living so close to me! She even walked over in the Snow last night just to spend 30 minutes with me, and to make sure I took my Meds! About a 3 mile walk!
Take Care! God Bless you all!! Stay Healthy! Al.W. (Poppy)
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Old 22 November 2010, 01:57 PM
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I am still 'Sore!'
Who is this 'Sore' person and why are you so excited to be him/her? Is it just an alter ego or have you stolen his/her identitiy?
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Comment: I HAVE BEEN TAKING ASPARIGUS FOR A MONTH, IN THE LAST
MONTH WHEN I GO TO THE BATHROOM, MY STOOL IS MOSTLY
WATER, I HAVN'T HAD A SOLID STOOL FOR OVER A MONTH.
COULD THIS BE RELATED TO THE ASPARIGUS?
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Comment: bloated stomach due to gluten
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Old 20 February 2012, 08:24 AM
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Comment: Ahh... I love being the "Master" It makes me want to spank your bare ass and watch you writhe... as I master... bate!
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Old 29 June 2012, 04:37 PM
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Comment: In referance to cold nosing While performing fellatio on my
husband one night a dog i was fostering licked my "cookie" causing me to
bite... it was not to hard and my husband was not injured.... but cold
nosing is a fact and could cause damage lol
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Old 29 June 2012, 04:38 PM
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While performing fellatio on my husband one night a dog i was fostering ...
Worst dangling participle ever.
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Comment: I have Gonorrhea and i am pregnant
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Old 22 April 2013, 06:14 PM
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Comment: Penis captivus.

I can attest (&so can my ex) that it is 100% TRUE.
I just googled it after talking to girlfriends who apparently had never
experienced that intense of an orgasm, so I thought I'd google the
statistics. Little did I know that I'd find it on snopes! Lmao!

I only have it happen if I have been diligent about doing Kegal exercises
& holding each contraction for at least 10 seconds before releasing, doing
20-30 at a time very day or multiple times/day. The vaginal muscles become
SO locked that the man cannot pull out, even after he is flaccid. His
finger wasn't even able to pull out one time. We just had to wait until
my vaginal muscle decided to release, which could take 5 minutes at times.
He cried when it happened, but never said that it hurt, so I'd have to ask
him.

I noticed a couple of other women asking about it online, so I know I am
not unique in this. More women just need to master their kegals.
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Old 16 May 2013, 06:04 PM
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Comment: How many girl's do you need to be satisfied for life.
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Old 16 May 2013, 06:10 PM
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Depends on how well she has mastered her kegal
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