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Layla, I almost posted exactly that after your last Letters You Wish You Could Send post.
Well, okay, I was going to post that it was time to decide that question in the negative.
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#282
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He knows I'm not thrilled with him and won't contact me for several days. So I have a short time to decide something. I was way too slow to hit this point, though.
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#283
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Before you change the direction of your ceiling fan, clean the blades. Especially if you have 3 cats and a dog.
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#284
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Mail is not delivered on Sunday. Checking the mailbox every time I walk by it today is completely pointless.
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#285
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Do NOT contact him!
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#286
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Dawn, since the main door of the local library is the closest entrance to where you'll be tutoring your new student, you might want to consider parking in the upper space and not the lower one!
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#287
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Turning up the volume on your CD player won't work if you're listening to your iPod.
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#288
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I don't care how interesting and charming you think this lad might be no more LDRs! I mean it! Keep it local, girl!
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#289
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Take your NFBSKing vitamins every NFBSKing day Dawn!!
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#290
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When using the self-serve check out at the library, remember to scan the bar code that the library put on the book, not the bar code the book came with!
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#291
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Having a go at everything is great, but when you end up utterly knackered there's nobody to blame but yourself.
And more specifically, when you haven't ridden a bike in a year, single track mountain biking in a forest full of moose is probably a mistake - and that tree was significantly too close for comfort. |
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After the amount of standing and walking you've done this week, do not be surprised when your bad ankle still hurts after a couple of days of rest. The manky yin is not so easily appeased, and you know it.
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#293
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Two sit-down restaurant meals in one weekend when you're trying to save money for a big move is a bad idea.
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#294
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I you sing the "Afro Circus" song to your cat, replacing "Afro Circus" with "Kitty Circus" and "Polka Dots" with "Pussy Cat," he WILL look at you like you're crazy.
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#295
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Don't drink pop. You always regret it if you drink more than half a cup at a time, and now your stomach wants to pick up and move itself to another country to get away from you. That Coke Zero that sounded so good as you were walking home from work wasn't worth it, was it? Have fun spending the rest of the night curled up in a miserable ball on the couch.
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#296
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You don't really need another bus. You can only drive one bus at a time.
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#297
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Dawn, never use the self-serve check out lanes at the grocery store! They make you mad every time!
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#298
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Taking two courses at once was stupid.
You knew it would be hard. Just buckle down and do it. |
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#299
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Suck it up and file the expense report. Yes, the preparation is a pain but how else are you going to get reimbursed?
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#300
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Don't use fast-food napkins to wrap the hot dogs you're warming in the microwave. Unless you want a little extra fiber in your lunch, that is...
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