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Comment: As an airline pilot, I'm always interested in airline rumors.
The latest one that sounds bunk to me is: In an effort to save weight (and decrease fuel burn), an Asian airline has begun REQUIRING passenger to use the bathroom prior to boarding. The waste weight would not carried on board, and thus save the fuel required to carry the extra weight. If this is true, I would love to hear how they have coped with the logistics of implementing this plan. |
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While most of the stories link back to CNN, it seems the Daily Mail (not the most trusted source) ran the story first.
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/BUSINESS...let/index.html on 8th Oct: Quote:
Then I noticed that http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-boarding.html also has the story, but not credited to CNN and dated 6th Oct, while the CNN version is dated 8th Oct. http://www.japantoday.com/category/t...efore-boarding - has the story dated 15th Oct, well after the Daily Mail and CNN. As for implementing the plan - Japan seems an orderly society when it comes to doing business (my Japanese customers can drive me mad sometimes) and Singapore is extremely instruction-abiding so it wouldn't be hard or need much enforcing.
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I don't think that it's asking so much to ask passengers to pee before the board, but how much weight would you actually be losing, and how much would that add to your fuel economy? And what about the people who have a big drink of something before they board, but it hasn't gotten through to their bladder yet? Will they provide laxatives/enemas for their chronically constipated travelers? (Okay, I was being really flip with that last one.
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This generated a rather lengthy discussion on an aviation board I often read. The airline in question is Japan's All Nippon Airways, and as far as I can they're simply encouraging passengers to relieve themselves before the flight, not requiring them to do so.
Here's one article I was able to turn up on the subject.
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Well yes, but when I posted that I didn't know I was going to be spanked.
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) you'd get 1.5 pounds x # of passengers. Add in a x # of flights x fuel economy boost for less weight and you've saved... something. I can see how it would add up if everyone did it for every flight.
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I do not know anything about the weight of planes or the effect of a % increase in weight on fuel consumption. I would think that it was the small planes that would be affeted the most (those ones where they weigh every piece of luggage to be sure), but those have like 10-20 passengers, so 5-10 pounds at most saved. ETA: See post above mine. MMV of course. (though 250 mL ~= 1/2 pound)
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Unless I'm mistaken:
It is desireable to land an aircraft with as little weight onboard as possible - that is as close to zero fuel as possible with a comfortable but not excessive emergency reserve. The hold baggage is weighed. Cargo is weighed. Each passenger is averaged out at a certain weight - 80 kg? because it would raise sensitivity issues if the airline weighed their travellers. Though being ranty some people are increasingly taking the piss with their carry on. I mean NFBSK me a suitcase is not carry on. Really! You've saved a couple of quid - congratulations - but a different rant for a different day. Anyway, self loading baggage isn't weighed. And all that goes into the fuel equation. X kilogrammes of cargo plus Y kilogrammes of passenger baggage plus the averaging of the total weight of Y passengers, times the flight distance, divided by the aircrafts fuel economy plus a bit in case we have to circle the airport a few times, or diverte to our alternate - that's how much fuel we want. The pilots don't want to run out of fuel, but the pilots don't want to land heavy. However I can't imagine that the human waste in the passengers combined makes a jot of difference in that equation which is part pure numbers, and part pure guesswork. I've no idea what an average turd weighs - let's assume half a kilogramme which I think would be on the generous side, So 300 passengers = 150 kilogrammes of feaces that could have been lost at the airport. Okay, 150 Kg of fuel gets a jetliner how far? How much of a saving is 150 kg of self loading cargo? Last edited by Eddylizard; 26 October 2009 at 08:03 PM. |
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They should also require passengers to not eat or drink that day before they get on the plane. That could save a lot of weight as well.
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Personally, they don't need to ask me this. I'm apt to use the bathroom before boarding so as to reduce the chances I'll have to use the onboard toilets...
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Carrying all galley drinks in polybottles rather than aluminium cans. Not giving you a meal that no-one wants - refer point 1 above re- 'eating at 3am' Reducing the thickness of airfreight pallets by 1/16" (seriously those buggers are heavy and very overengineered - I'm lucky to still have all the fingers I was born with). Obliterating the duty free trolley - there is duty free at the airport terminal and since you can't buy any without your boarding pass I'm sure a fair division of revenue could be worked out between the airlines and the airports; some system where you collect it up from ground based staff after deplaning the other end, so it never has to be on the plane cannot be impossible. Remove the inflight magazines. I've never ever seen anyone read one. Give me my seatback - back! I do permit the safety card, because in the very unlikely event we will actually survive a crash into the ocean at probably more than the speed of sound, the instructions might prove useful - and it doesn't take up much room. I've never actually known or witnessed anyone who's used the barf bag, but that can stay too. And if the worst came to the worst not giving the aircrew uniforms so they have to work in the nude. We could temporarily or permamntly tattoo them with their rank etc.
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I think they should have passengers fly nude, too. This would certainly make it more difficult for terrorists to smuggle weapons aboard....
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I think it was Dennis Leary that jokingly proposed an airline called "Bare Ass Air" with just that requirement - everyone flies naked.
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Besides, you know the chances of getting to use an onboard toilet? I swear it's always a kajillion passengers, one toilet, and they all have to go at once. No wonder we switched to riding trains in my family.
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Not to mention the fun of getting a window seat on a widebody and having to clamber over fellow passengers eith their co-operation to reach the aisle.
Double points if it's a redeye flight. Then you can almost guarantee at least one of them will be asleep. "Now do I wake them up, or can I hold it in for another ten hours?" |
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First It Was Nude Beaches…Then Nude Tourist Resorts…Now, NUDE Airlines!
Nude Safety Video: New Zealand Airline Issues In-Flight Safety Video Starring Naked Cabin Crew
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