"Now I have turned 18 I want two things: to be recognised by Guinness and to find a wife who is small like me," said Khagendra.
"When I am officially recognised as the smallest man in the world I expect to get lots of proposals."
But how will you separate the ones who are really interested in you from the tiny little golddiggers, Khagendra? Obviously the only solution is to give them all nickames and make them perform demeaning tasks and get into embarassing situations. I urge you to contact VH1 for assistance in your search for love, they're professionals.