A Perfect Boyfriend

More disgusting myspace glurge for you wonderful snopesters to rip apart as you see fit:

Every girl dream since they were a little girl is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.

• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
• leave her cute text notes.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• tickle her even when she says stop.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• give her the world.
• let her wear your clothes.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved
someone before.



guys forward as : i'd be this boyfriend.
girls forward as : a perfect boyfriend
if you don`t forward this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.

if you do forward this in four minutes the one you love will :
call you
kiss you
love you
text you

Excuse me while I go vomit...

[Toys For Big Boys]

touch her hair

To quote Freddie Mercury : No,no,no,no,no,no,no

Nobody but me and my hairdresser is allowed to touch my hair.

[glisp42]

Originally Posted by Toys For Big Boys

To quote Freddie Mercury : No,no,no,no,no,no,no

Nobody but me and my hairdresser is allowed to touch my hair.

And to quote Amy Winehouse: NO, NO, NO

[Don Enrico]

tickle her even when she says stop.

Why does that pop up on all these lists?

get her mad, then kiss her.

I won't - I don't like being slapped in the face.

And finally:

Every telephone company's dream since they were a little telephone company is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.

• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything

Don Enrico--
The reason why "tickle her even after she says 'stop' " is always on these myspace glurges is because all girls secretly want to be raped. The tickling thing is obviously some sort of "gateway drug" type situation.

And thank you so much for your appropriate "telephone company" fix.
But you should know that Pepsi burns a little when it comes out through the nose. YOMANK!

[Don Enrico]

Two YOMANKs in two days - I'm getting better.

[Dropbear]

Why is "forgive her mistakes", alone of all the other dot points, capitalised in that manner?

What 'mistake' did the author make that prompted the emphasis? (Apart from writing the glurge that is)

I smell someone trying to cover their own issues by blaming the other party.

Dear DOYC I am glad I am not a hormonal teen any more.

Dropbear

Originally Posted by Dropbear

Why is "forgive her mistakes", alone of all the other dot points, capitalised in that manner?

What 'mistake' did the author make that prompted the emphasis? (Apart from writing the glurge that is)

Probably cheated. And when he broke up with her after catching her necking with another boy at the Spiderman 3 midnight showing (THE ONE SHE TOLD HIM SHE COULDN'T GO TO BECAUSE SHE HAD TO STAY HOME AND DO CHORES!), she tearfully called her mother to pick her up, and when she arrived home immediately ran to her computer to write her MANIFESTO!!

I can see it now...
Cheap wal-mart mascara running, her vision blurred, she pounds the keyboard vigorously-- neon pink-painted fingernails flying across the keys as she details exactly why her boyfriend of 2 weeks was INADEQUATE, and thus she was JUSTIFIED in going on a secret date with that kinda-cute guy who sits behind her Algebra class and who always smells really good and sent her those really sweet text messages that one time when she had the flu and had to miss the class Christmas party.

After righteously posting her liberating proclamation, she collapses onto her twin bed, staring up at the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and dreaming of a better tomorrow....

Originally Posted by Miss Mouse

Probably cheated. And when he broke up with her after catching her necking with another boy at the Spiderman 3 midnight showing (THE ONE SHE TOLD HIM SHE COULDN'T GO TO BECAUSE SHE HAD TO STAY HOME AND DO CHORES!), she tearfully called her mother to pick her up, and when she arrived home immediately ran to her computer to write her MANIFESTO!!

I can see it now...
Cheap wal-mart mascara running, her vision blurred, she pounds the keyboard vigorously-- neon pink-painted fingernails flying across the keys as she details exactly why her boyfriend of 2 weeks was INADEQUATE, and thus she was JUSTIFIED in going on a secret date with that kinda-cute guy who sits behind her Algebra class and who always smells really good and sent her those really sweet text messages that one time when she had the flu and had to miss the class Christmas party.

After righteously posting her liberating proclamation, she collapses onto her twin bed, staring up at the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and dreaming of a better tomorrow....

And you 'found' this on myspace, you say? Hmm...!

• touch her hair.
• tickle her even when she says stop.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• let her wear your clothes.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.

1. Get. Off. My. Hair!
2. This has been covered many times but- teens are going to regret starting that whole 'no doesn't mean no' thing.
3. WTF? because that will make everything better?
4. I...just...what? and, see above.
5. Does she have no clothes of her own?
6. Of course, any other boyfriend would see their girlfriend was sad and go out with his mates...
7. What's the deal with kissing in the rain?

[Toys For Big Boys]

Apparently kissing in the rain is like so romantic!!!1!!1!!

•give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.

What if I don't want your sweaty shirt?

• leave her cute text notes.

Or don't. Because I don't have unlimited texting, so that would cost me a fortune.

• look into her eyes when you talk to her.

Isn't this just good manners?

• tickle her even when she says stop.

No, you better stop.

• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.

Or, you could find out why she is swearing at you. I love you doesn't fix everything.

• get her mad, then kiss her.

Oh, you don't want to make me mad...

• let her wear your clothes.

Didn't we cover this one?

[Troberg]

What? Isn't a big dick enough anymore?

[Enchanting_eyes]

Originally Posted by Troberg

What? Isn't a big dick enough anymore?

Yes and my SO still does almost all of the things on the list.

[Ariadne]

• tickle her even when she says stop.

Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine. I HATE to be tickled. No guy I ever dated seemed to get this through his thick head. I am extremely ticklish and my face turns red and I can't breathe and it is painful and humiliating. For some reason this was extremely hilarious to various guys in my past. One of them even said something like "It's so cute when you start to breathe again." Um, dude, you have just acknowledged that when you tickle me I CAN'T BREATHE. And my gasping for breath is cute to you?

My husband has never tried to tickle me. In fact, I forgot how much I hated tickling until I read this glurge. I will go give my husband a hug now.

Originally Posted by Ariadne

Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine. I HATE to be tickled. No guy I ever dated seemed to get this through his thick head. I am extremely ticklish and my face turns red and I can't breathe and it is painful and humiliating. For some reason this was extremely hilarious to various guys in my past. One of them even said something like "It's so cute when you start to breathe again." Um, dude, you have just acknowledged that when you tickle me I CAN'T BREATHE. And my gasping for breath is cute to you?

My husband has never tried to tickle me. In fact, I forgot how much I hated tickling until I read this glurge. I will go give my husband a hug now.

Ugh. I know the feeling. Usually a little light tickling is okay and kinda fun, but when they can't get it through their stupid heads that I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BREATHE NOW, SO NFBSKING STOP IT!, it gets really obnoxious and scary, really fast.

And now some moron girl on myspace is telling boys that all girls want this feature in a "perfect boyfriend"?

[Morrigan]

I had an ex that tried the tickling until I couldn't breath. I nailed him in the head with the cast that was on my arm.

He didn't try that again.

Morrigan

[Enchanting_eyes]

Originally Posted by Miss Mouse

Ugh. I know the feeling. Usually a little light tickling is okay and kinda fun, but when they can't get it through their stupid heads that I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BREATHE NOW, SO NFBSKING STOP IT!, it gets really obnoxious and scary, really fast.

And now some moron girl on myspace is telling boys that all girls want this feature in a "perfect boyfriend"?

Ok I don't get why people just would not stop or not do it if you have told them that, you don't like being tickled and that it gets difficult to breath. My SO tickles me alot, but he also knows when to stop before I get pissed that I can't tickle him, or I have nailed him somewhere with a boney knee. But as far as I know any guy that has ever tickled me ( not many mind you ) has stooped when asked, or stopped if they thought I wasn't enjoying it.

Hmm maybe me and the ex are being mean to our son, we tickle that boy all the time, as far as we can he loves it and we do stop when he ask. But man those tickle matches seem to last forever.

[Ramblin' Dave]

Originally Posted by Miss Mouse

And now some moron girl on myspace is telling boys that all girls want this feature in a "perfect boyfriend"?

To be fair, anyone who reads a list like this and buys it is probably a moron too. I've read far too many lists of "what men really want from women" in which I find myself disagreeing with half or more of them.

I actually do most of these things, except the stupid ones. I've always thought it's just the stuff you do when you have a girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Ariadne

Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine. I HATE to be tickled. No guy I ever dated seemed to get this through his thick head. I am extremely ticklish and my face turns red and I can't breathe and it is painful and humiliating. For some reason this was extremely hilarious to various guys in my past. One of them even said something like "It's so cute when you start to breathe again." Um, dude, you have just acknowledged that when you tickle me I CAN'T BREATHE. And my gasping for breath is cute to you?

My husband has never tried to tickle me. In fact, I forgot how much I hated tickling until I read this glurge. I will go give my husband a hug now.

Exactly, Ariadne. My stepdad used to tickle me until I couldn't breathe - literally sit on me and keep tickling until I really might have died. Until I saw in Joyce Brothers that tickling was a form of torture and realized I was being tortured by a sadist. If a guy would even PRETEND to go to tickle me after I'd explained to him that I NEVER wanted to be tickled, period, he was gone. And thank God my husband got this message real quick. The threat of a tickle gets you nothing but a SCREAM from me - and it's a scream of real terror. To many people probably this is sick, but I can't help it. I can tickle myself (supposedly this is impossible - not!) and it's hideous.

Thank DOYC my kids are balanced enough to love being tickled, and when they say stop they really mean "keep going" and they love it. I figure I musta done something right if they aren't terrorized like I was.

Enchanting, yes most of the list is nice enough. Please don't do the tickling thing though lol.