Wife put excrement in man's curry

[Billy Beccles]

Wife put excrement in man's curry

And since the BBC has a poor sense of climax, the story continues:

A disgruntled wife has admitted feeding her husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.

Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against former husband Donald Martin.

I don't believe she was disgruntled; I think that after watching him eat she would have been very, very gruntled. You could probably hear her gruntling three streets away.

Anyway it's all a lot healthier than deep-fried Mars bars and represents an exciting new development in Scottish culinary art.

[Eddylizard]

So unoriginal.

Wife Serves Husband Dog Poo Pie

[Tarquin Farquart]

I'm waiting for the woman bold enough to serve a meal with 2 little turds on the side and claim they are a garnish.

[Ryda Wong, EBfCo.]

Originally Posted by mixedgirl

where are all the men serving their women dog poop?

What?


Well, considering that serving and cooking is still, traditonally, seen as a woman's job, I'm not surprised at the lack. Sides, when they get disgruntled, they tend to just stab their girlfriends over the wrong salad dressing.

I guess that puts this thread in context.

[Eddylizard]

I can take perfectly good food and with a little lack of care and inattention turn it into something that resembles, smells and tastes like dog poo. Does that count?

I don't put dressing on my salads though.

[Ryda Wong, EBfCo.]

Originally Posted by Eddylizard

I can take perfectly good food and with a little lack of care and inattention turn it into something that resembles, smells and tastes like dog poo. Does that count?

See, this is why a love affair between us could never work. To be my man, you must have kitchen skills.

The other day, I managed to mess up boiling the potatoes for potatoe salad. I forgot about them and they, literally, boiled into a mush. :o

Made tasty mashed potatoes, but I don't think SO's going to ever let me live that down.

[inkrose115]

Originally Posted by Eddylizard

I can take perfectly good food and with a little lack of care and inattention turn it into something that resembles, smells and tastes like dog poo. Does that count?

Grand! From now on you can cook food for my neighbors doggies!

I make the mashed potatoes around our house. My wife's have a tendency to be....well not very mashed potato-like (more like potato soup).

Mmmm, soup. Hey, you can send that right over too. I'll pay the shipping costs!

Okay... So my current order is for one pot of tater soup and a two pound bag of dog-poo like food. Do you use paypal?

that's just wrong. anybody ever hear about that cook at taco bell that took a shat in the beans after getting fired?? pleas let me know???

[moonfall]

Maybe she was a fan of 2 Girls, 1 Cup.