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Old 15 September 2011, 11:28 AM
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Please do not break. Just 27 words - 

"God, our Father, walk through my house and take away All my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my Family, Amen."



This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people Including me. A blessing is coming to you in form of a new Job, a house, marriage, finances, or maybe an answer to Something (a prayer, a request) that you have been waiting 
For. Do not break or ask questions. Stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people Now. Watch what He does!
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Old 15 September 2011, 12:53 PM
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If I were to send this to twelve people I'd probably get twelve responses to stop sending this crap.
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Old 15 September 2011, 03:13 PM
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Shorter one:

Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.


Bart Simpson (saying grace).
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Old 15 September 2011, 03:35 PM
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That's why my religion has never caught on. "Dear Invisible Pink Dragon Who Lives in my Garage and is Undetectable by Any Means Known to Man" increases the length of prayer by 60%.
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Old 15 September 2011, 04:01 PM
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Burn in Hell, you email suckers!!! ... there were only 24 words.
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Old 15 September 2011, 04:10 PM
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Who wants a new Job? All covered in boils--yuck!
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Old 16 September 2011, 09:00 PM
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Burn in Hell, you email suckers!!! ... there were only 24 words.
God counts in mysterious ways.
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Old 16 September 2011, 06:34 PM
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If I were to send this to twelve people I'd probably get twelve responses to stop sending this crap.
Like what this guy did?
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Old 17 September 2011, 03:12 PM
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Then he complained that the government was taking away all his Jobs!
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Old 28 September 2011, 06:44 PM
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And I thought quickies applied to something else!
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Old 29 October 2011, 08:40 PM
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I knew God doesn't like people asking questions, but taking breaks too? He seems like a corrupt company executive. Even tricking naive folks into doing his company's advertising.
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Old 02 November 2011, 01:04 AM
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We are being asked to beg God to "walk through my house, take away all my worries, heal my sickness, etc." Of course, the epistle of James says that we are to pray for the health of the sick, by why not call a doctor, get some medicine instead. After all, God gave us minds to probe and find out what causes illness, and how to cure it. And as for worries, they are things that either we create for ourselves or someone places on us. It's up to us, to solve our own problems that cause our worrying.

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