Mass: We Pray: The Video Game

[Jenn]

Comment: Is this thing for real? I think it’s a joke, but it’s a damn good one.

[Jenn]

Mass: We Pray. A Holy Hoax or Just a Really Bad Game?

[Tarquin Farquart]

I'd only want to play this game if you got the big swinging incense holders.

[Nick Theodorakis]

Wait, what? You advance by moving forward in the pews? I thought most people try to sit in the back!

Nick

[Mateus]

This is possibly the best example of Poe's Law that I've seen in a long time. My favourite theory that I've encountered is that this is a viral video for Dante's Inferno.

ETA: That's also the most boring living room I've ever seen.

[Jenn]

Originally Posted by Mateus

That's also the most boring living room I've ever seen.

Interesting rooms are the work of the devil!

[Roadsterboy]

Originally Posted by Nick Theodorakis

Wait, what? You advance by moving forward in the pews? I thought most people try to sit in the back!

Nick

Please. We all know that the true believers are those who sit closest to the front, because only the truly devoted get there early enough to secure said seats. Which means, of course, that trading your points for a place closer to the front of the church, is deceitful and a sin and will make the baby Jeebus cry. Which means that this game is blasphemous, and that the developers hate America. Or something...

-RB