Originally Posted by Nick Theodorakis
Wait, what? You advance by moving forward in the pews? I thought most people try to sit in the back!
Please. We all know that the true believers are those who sit closest to the front, because only the truly devoted get there early enough to secure said seats. Which means, of course, that trading your points for a place closer to the front of the church, is deceitful and a sin and will make the baby Jeebus cry. Which means that this game is blasphemous, and that the developers hate America. Or something...