When a woman misses you / When a man misses you..

I can't believe someone actually sent me this. I wanted to shoot myself in the eye

"When a girl says she likes you, she wants you to ask her out.

When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see how your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not hers anymore

When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when bumping heads 3 years later

When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's HOPING that your hers and only hers (it shows how much she cares: eyes never lie)

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more
than that

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls u he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do?

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else"

[gopher]

When a woman misses you / When a man misses you..

They need to sight their scopes better.

They need to account for wind better.

[Dondi]

When he's laying his head on a girl's chest he has the world

:fixed:

Originally Posted by ericsmom

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done

When a guy says he can't live without you, get a restraining order

Originally Posted by ericsmom

When a guy calls u he wants to be with you

Entirely correct. Who has never heard of a booty call?

Originally Posted by ericsmom

When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

Either that or ignoring you or possibly just wishing you'd just shut up for a moment so he can speak.

Originally Posted by ericsmom

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

Uh, no. He might just be counting to 10 (or another, higher, number) in his head.

Originally Posted by ericsmom

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done

Or he wants in your pants.

In fact, "or he wants in your pants" could follow just about all of those.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till He's done

Or until breakfast depending on if he's a gentleman or not.

Originally Posted by lazerus the duck

Or until breakfast depending on if he's a gentleman or not.

Maybe he'll even call you a cab

[Esprise Me]

Reglurgitation

Originally Posted by ericsmom

Maybe he'll even call you a cab

Now now no need to go overboard may be slip her a bus timetable as she leaves.

[BatmanBeatles]

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done

What, is the girl a Thanksgiving turkey?

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful

Or she could be staring at the spinach stuck in your teeth.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

Because that's all women do, think and argue.

Sorry, I didn't make it any farther than that.