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Old 31 December 2006, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Spam & Cookies-mmm View Post
My head hurts, Brad. Is the first one a pun or not?

Sometimes you make me so dizzy...
First one's not a pun, but a fact: we had families of chimney swifts nesting up there. Chimney swifts are birds; birds are descendants of dinosaurs. Unlike Barney, they do not love you--they really mess up the chimney, and occasionally they issue forth from the fireplace and scare the dickens out of the chilluns. Chimney swifts have a mean reptilian look on 'em--huge (for their teeny body size) mouths, cold glaring eyes, and a determination to eat you.
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