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Old 08 April 2013, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rockland6674 View Post
Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: No.
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Me: God, can I ask you a question?
God: You just did.
Me: I have another question.
God: Too bad, you only get one.
Me: Why?
God: Chicken thigh!

"Me" is then turned into a chicken thigh for asking one more question than allotted and questioning god's literally infinite wisdom.
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