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Old 18 July 2016, 05:04 PM
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What if the defendant has the parrot murdered to keep him from testifying?

Prosecutor: "Your honor, there's a problem with the next witness."
Judge: "What's wrong with him?"
Prosecutor: "He's dead, that's what's wrong with him."
Defendant: "No he's not; he's resting."
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