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Old 20 May 2018, 02:21 PM
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Cervus Cervus is offline
Join Date: 21 October 2002
Location: Florida
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I learned my soulmate was a hobbit.

He said: "This can't work. I have a wife and children."

I said: "Well, I'm from the future AND from another world entirely. I don't think we're genetically compatible."

We were both quite uncomfortable with this revelation.
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