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Old 24 December 2018, 12:31 AM
RichardM RichardM is offline
 
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Reminds me of an old joke:

An important business man, a priest, and a boy scout are in a small plane flying over the country side. The engine stops and the pilot runs to the back of the airplane and throws 2 parachutes on the floor as he opens the back door and jumps. The important business man jumps up and grabs one of the parachutes proclaiming that he is too important to die and jumps. The priest says to the boy scout "you are too young to die,so take the last parachute and save yourself." The boy scout says "It's okay father, we are both safe. Mr. Important businessman took my backpack."
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