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Old 13 September 2014, 03:26 AM
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The cold war was fake. Remember that space ship that crashed in Roswell? It was a scouting party for some aliens who eventually took over the world. They agreed to rule the Earth secretly while Truman and Stalin agreed to distract the rest of the human race from discovering this by pretending to be mortal enemies.The aliens prevented the enmity from getting so bad that we blew each other up.

When the Cold War ended our presidents began to fund Al Qaeda and ISIS so we could have a new enemy.
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