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Old 07 June 2014, 02:39 AM
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A must read..............

If you know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!

A young Canadian paratrooper was taking some college courses between Assignments. He had completed 3 tours of duty in Afghanistan. One of the Courses had a professor who was an avowed Christian and a member of the Canadian Council of Churches (CCoC).

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want You to from any harm from evil during this class."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, Praise you I am still safe in your hands, all the world can see how you are sheltering me in Your love."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him clean off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The young soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The young soldier stood up and calmly replied, "Think of it as evolution in action. God seemed to be tied up elsewhere."

The classroom erupted in cheers!
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