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Old 29 January 2019, 08:30 PM
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A shop in my village puts signs out with great groanworthy jokes.

Highlights include:

What's big, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

I've heard that 'icy' is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

Astronaut 1: I can't find the milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

My housemate kicked me out because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry - I'll return.

Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter so far, which is a shame because he had a great fall.
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