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Old 04 April 2014, 03:54 PM
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Along the same lines, I'd have liked to have sent the following letter many times.

Candy, sweetie, the giant, invisible, growling, spitting monster can't hurt you when you're in the house. Ignore the bursts of light and the "spit" hitting the windows; according to the National Weather Service, the monster will go away soon.

Your "sister" she-geek
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