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Old 04 April 2014, 02:47 PM
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Bonsai Kitten Letters you wish you could send your pet!

Dear Ash,

I'm sorry, but I can't do anything about the big white monster out in front of the house. I know it's a terrifying, growling, crashing beast with one huge, long, reaching arm that's just perfect for grabbing up scared kitties, but I can't make it go away.

At least not until the tree trimmers are done and they drive off in their bucket truck.

Until then, yeah, you're pretty safe under the bed. The monster, even with it's one big long arm, can't possibly reach you there.

Hugs and kisses,
Your humble servant
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