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Old 02 November 2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Brad from Georgia View Post
"She's ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road." I don't know why--it doesn't even make sense--but the first time I heard that it struck me as so funny I literally fell down laughing.

No, my UNCLE was drinking. I never touch a drop.
I've heard variations on that: she's got the wind up of a clock and a face to stop it; ugly enough to stop a train--twice.

What is it with trains and ugly people?
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