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Old 07 April 2017, 03:44 PM
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There exists a type of sausage about 6' in diameter (yes, feet) that contains a banana, splayed out so that it divides the meat part of the sausage into 4 sections (yes, a banana that big), and which is served polished (not Polish, polish), in sheets about the thickness of paper. Even in my dream I knew this was weird.

Second, when the tires explode on a car that is parked at the curb, it does no damage other than blowing the tread off in tiny pieces, which fall beside the car like a thick, black line along the road side (as opposed to the curb side). The car remains driveable, despite the missing tire tread.

Seaboe