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Old 29 March 2017, 10:28 AM
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Vanishing

I got a phone call from the hospital because I need to speak to my husband about his undead status.

He wants to be a zombie but he can't due to the fact he's a pile of ash in a box in my bedroom. He's thinking about being a poltergeist instead.

I'm trying to dissuade him from this as well.