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Old 08 January 2008, 12:11 PM
Zachary Fizz Zachary Fizz is offline
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Back in my bachelor days, I discovered that many women like to communicate their preferences (and not just sexual ones) by using a clever technique which I have chosen to call just bloody telling you what they want, in plain English. I still cherish hopes of getting a Nobel prize when I publish a paper on it. I think I'll entitle it "The amazing secret: women's use of verbalised modes of communication to transmit their thoughts, opinions and desires to others' brains". I'm hoping that George Clooney will play me when they make a film about my discovery, though Brad Pitt will do, I guess.

Obviously using their powers of speech is far less reasonable than some obscure code involving getting tattooed just above the buttocks, but there's no understanding women....
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