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Old 24 October 2011, 09:12 PM
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Dear Ash, my sweet kitty...

Don't lick the floor of the side porch. I don't know what it is that you're liking up, and that worries me. You want to go out there so much, but I don't feel comfortable letting you out there because I know you're just going to lick the concrete and drool. You hated your last emergency vet visit, and by licking up the who-knows-what on the side porch, you might well get yourself another one!

Sincerely,
Your human servant, who cares for your health even if you get mad at her for not letting you lick that yummy mystery substance that has you so enthalled