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Forum: SLC 21 February 2019, 01:19 PM
Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Guest, approaching the desk: Oh no! (In a...

Guest, approaching the desk: Oh no! (In a good-humored voice) My keys have deactivated! Can you help me?

Me: That's not good. Did you try sacrifying a goat first?

Him (after a pause): No!! It...
Forum: Urban Legends Contest 19 February 2019, 01:12 PM
Replies: 323
Views: 19,675
Posted By kitap
Whalephant #2 is Pharaoh.

#2 is Pharaoh.
Forum: SLC 16 February 2019, 02:07 PM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant You should go scavenge. There might be somethings...

You should go scavenge. There might be somethings good!
Forum: Wild Kingdom 14 February 2019, 12:42 PM
Replies: 623
Views: 214,276
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Dear Immy, How do you breathe when your face...

Dear Immy,

How do you breathe when your face is in the blanket on the sofa?

To clarify she's kittyloafing and her head is bent down to where her face is buried in the blanket.

your baffled...
Forum: SLC 14 February 2019, 12:38 PM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Since it's tax season I expected the young lady...

Since it's tax season I expected the young lady dressed up like the Status of Liberty in front of a Wal-Mart advertising that Jackson Hewitt had an office inside the WalMart.I was not expecting the...
Forum: Techno-Babble 13 February 2019, 09:17 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 477
Posted By kitap
Whalephant This sounds like the start of a horror movie.

This sounds like the start of a horror movie.
Forum: Social Studies 09 February 2019, 02:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 898
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I have only ever been complimented on my natural...

I have only ever been complimented on my natural wave, but then my hair is only about shoulder length and thin so it's not the type to get lots of compliments.
Forum: SLC 09 February 2019, 10:53 AM
Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Maybe it's because for a chunk of people...

Maybe it's because for a chunk of people "celebrating" actually means " eat ethnic food associated, however vaguely, with the people/country celebrating, and party. A lot. "

Look at Cinco de...
Forum: Rantidote 03 February 2019, 11:03 AM
Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
Posted By kitap
Whalephant So.... Your wife can get on our WiFi on both her...

So.... Your wife can get on our WiFi on both her laptop and her phone. Your son can get online with his iPad. Yes. Clearly our WiFi isn't working because you can't get on with your device.
Forum: SLC 30 January 2019, 06:52 PM
Replies: 220
Views: 30,042
Posted By kitap
Whalephant The Pima Air and Space Museum would love it, I'm...

The Pima Air and Space Museum would love it, I'm sure.
Forum: Rantidote 27 January 2019, 03:54 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Oh, two other pick-up trucks elsewhere in the...

Oh, two other pick-up trucks elsewhere in the garage did that. They both spilled into the parking space between them. Only a motorcycle could have parked there. I was doubly irate because I was...
Forum: SLC 27 January 2019, 11:49 AM
Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Oh, road trips are a blast! Have fun, Lainie....

Oh, road trips are a blast! Have fun, Lainie. Just don't pick up any vanishing hitchhikers!


I went to jury duty on Tuesday and got picked for a jury. It was an interesting experience and I'm...
Forum: Rantidote 27 January 2019, 11:46 AM
Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
Posted By kitap
Whalephant An extended cab pick-up truck is not a compact...

An extended cab pick-up truck is not a compact car. It should not be parked in the "compact car only" section of the parking garage. Especially when the driving lane is a little on the narrow side.
Forum: SLC 26 January 2019, 05:46 AM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant In the parking lot of a local Mexican restaurant,...

In the parking lot of a local Mexican restaurant, a flat boat with a ginormous tall engine on a trailer.
Forum: Fun House 24 January 2019, 05:10 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,394
Posted By kitap
Whalephant My former co-worker refused to get rid of the how...

My former co-worker refused to get rid of the how to manual for night audit when we used a different computer program. The first thing I did when he quit was toss it.
Forum: Social Studies 24 January 2019, 12:51 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,482
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I read this to my father. He stands with you.

I read this to my father. He stands with you.
Forum: SLC 18 January 2019, 07:07 AM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Mostly they did! But if they were looking at...

Mostly they did! But if they were looking at another brand they wanted Packer colors.
Forum: SLC 17 January 2019, 12:52 PM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant That and snowmobiles. When I worked at a...

That and snowmobiles.

When I worked at a now-defunct offshoot of Montgomery Ward people were very insistent that their riding mowers be in Packer colors.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 17 January 2019, 11:50 AM
Replies: 623
Views: 214,276
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Dear Immy, I am sorry that I can not fall...

Dear Immy,

I am sorry that I can not fall asleep immediately in bed and that my moving around means you can't just curl up with me and sleep. I'm not a cat, kitty.

your human
Forum: SLC 16 January 2019, 02:33 PM
Replies: 711
Views: 60,410
Posted By kitap
Whalephant When we go to Middle Eastern restaurants they...

When we go to Middle Eastern restaurants they often have a Greek or Greek-like salad (lettuce, feta, tomatoes, olive and onions). Is this actually a dish served in places like Lebanon and Egypt and...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 15 January 2019, 08:45 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,719
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Immy prefers to drink out of a tumbler glass. I...

Immy prefers to drink out of a tumbler glass. I have no idea why, but it makes her happy.
Forum: SLC 10 January 2019, 02:02 PM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I've gotten out of bed to answer knocks that...

I've gotten out of bed to answer knocks that weren't knocked. I've also clearly heard my dad calling my name when he was, in fact, in his own apartment a few miles away.
Forum: Rantidote 10 January 2019, 10:13 AM
Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
Posted By kitap
Whalephant If I need to bring out my pocket flashlight to...

If I need to bring out my pocket flashlight to read the menu, you need better lighting in your restaurant.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 09 January 2019, 02:01 PM
Replies: 773
Views: 185,212
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Poor Draper looks perturbed.

Poor Draper looks perturbed.
Forum: Amusement Bark 09 January 2019, 01:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,320
Posted By kitap
Whalephant My first two concerts were the Captain and...

My first two concerts were the Captain and Tennille. Two of my next concerts were John Denver. I have always liked them. I always will.
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