Forum: SLC
21 February 2019, 01:19 PM
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Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Guest, approaching the desk: Oh no! (In a...
Guest, approaching the desk: Oh no! (In a good-humored voice) My keys have deactivated! Can you help me?
Me: That's not good. Did you try sacrifying a goat first?
Him (after a pause): No!! It...
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Forum: Urban Legends Contest
19 February 2019, 01:12 PM
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Replies: 323
Views: 19,675
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Forum: SLC
16 February 2019, 02:07 PM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
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Forum: Wild Kingdom
14 February 2019, 12:42 PM
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Replies: 623
Views: 214,276
Dear Immy,
How do you breathe when your face...
Dear Immy,
How do you breathe when your face is in the blanket on the sofa?
To clarify she's kittyloafing and her head is bent down to where her face is buried in the blanket.
your baffled...
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Forum: SLC
14 February 2019, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
Since it's tax season I expected the young lady...
Since it's tax season I expected the young lady dressed up like the Status of Liberty in front of a Wal-Mart advertising that Jackson Hewitt had an office inside the WalMart.I was not expecting the...
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Forum: Techno-Babble
13 February 2019, 09:17 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 477
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Forum: Social Studies
09 February 2019, 02:16 PM
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Replies: 17
Views: 898
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Forum: SLC
09 February 2019, 10:53 AM
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Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Maybe it's because for a chunk of people...
Maybe it's because for a chunk of people "celebrating" actually means " eat ethnic food associated, however vaguely, with the people/country celebrating, and party. A lot. "
Look at Cinco de...
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Forum: Rantidote
03 February 2019, 11:03 AM
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Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
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Forum: SLC
30 January 2019, 06:52 PM
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Replies: 220
Views: 30,042
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Forum: Rantidote
27 January 2019, 03:54 PM
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Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
Oh, two other pick-up trucks elsewhere in the...
Oh, two other pick-up trucks elsewhere in the garage did that. They both spilled into the parking space between them. Only a motorcycle could have parked there. I was doubly irate because I was...
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Forum: SLC
27 January 2019, 11:49 AM
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Replies: 258
Views: 16,543
Oh, road trips are a blast! Have fun, Lainie....
Oh, road trips are a blast! Have fun, Lainie. Just don't pick up any vanishing hitchhikers!
I went to jury duty on Tuesday and got picked for a jury. It was an interesting experience and I'm...
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Forum: Rantidote
27 January 2019, 11:46 AM
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Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
An extended cab pick-up truck is not a compact...
An extended cab pick-up truck is not a compact car. It should not be parked in the "compact car only" section of the parking garage. Especially when the driving lane is a little on the narrow side.
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Forum: SLC
26 January 2019, 05:46 AM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
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Forum: Fun House
24 January 2019, 05:10 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 1,394
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Forum: Social Studies
24 January 2019, 12:51 AM
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Replies: 60
Views: 2,482
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Forum: SLC
18 January 2019, 07:07 AM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
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Forum: SLC
17 January 2019, 12:52 PM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
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Forum: Wild Kingdom
17 January 2019, 11:50 AM
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Replies: 623
Views: 214,276
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Forum: SLC
16 January 2019, 02:33 PM
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Replies: 711
Views: 60,410
When we go to Middle Eastern restaurants they...
When we go to Middle Eastern restaurants they often have a Greek or Greek-like salad (lettuce, feta, tomatoes, olive and onions). Is this actually a dish served in places like Lebanon and Egypt and...
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Forum: Wild Kingdom
15 January 2019, 08:45 PM
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Replies: 43
Views: 2,719
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Forum: SLC
10 January 2019, 02:02 PM
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Replies: 844
Views: 116,005
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Forum: Rantidote
10 January 2019, 10:13 AM
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Replies: 329
Views: 27,070
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Forum: Wild Kingdom
09 January 2019, 02:01 PM
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Replies: 773
Views: 185,212
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Forum: Amusement Bark
09 January 2019, 01:43 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 1,320
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