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Forum: Rantidote 13 February 2019, 06:19 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 57,383
Posted By Graeybeard
Maybe those faucets are setup to work like the...

Maybe those faucets are setup to work like the motion controlled radio in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? :D
Forum: SLC 24 January 2019, 08:51 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 30,659
Posted By Graeybeard
Icon05 Buildings can install a system where if all of...

Buildings can install a system where if all of the elevators are busy, you can push a button and have the elevator bay itself go up/down to get you to the floor you want. But the mechanism removes...
Forum: Rantidote 23 January 2019, 10:15 PM
Replies: 705
Views: 57,383
Posted By Graeybeard
"My bin is absolutely full with toadstools" ...

"My bin is absolutely full with toadstools"
"How can you tell it's full?"
"'Cause there's not mushroom inside..."
Forum: SLC 17 January 2019, 11:03 PM
Replies: 246
Views: 34,845
Posted By Graeybeard
For one of our cats, Bel, we use a cream/gel that...

For one of our cats, Bel, we use a cream/gel that we rub on the inside of her ears to help with her overactive thyroid. She tolerates it only because she knows it will be followed by *treats!*. A lot...
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 30 October 2018, 08:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,728
Posted By Graeybeard
Spit Take Coming a little late to this thread, so I thought...

Coming a little late to this thread, so I thought some music might be nice...

Sir Reginald's Marvellous Organ (https://youtu.be/1XWo4ufMkG4?list=PLI581zfQKyDMsoZlIKWx0-wWIPqq8tfE7)
Forum: Wild Kingdom 27 September 2018, 07:27 PM
Replies: 636
Views: 220,338
Posted By Graeybeard
That's what happens when multiple fathers are...

That's what happens when multiple fathers are involved.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 26 September 2018, 08:10 PM
Replies: 636
Views: 220,338
Posted By Graeybeard
I don't remember how he got that name. We got him...

I don't remember how he got that name. We got him and his sister almost 18 years ago when they were kittens from a friend who thought their cat had been spayed.

He was part Himalayan/Siamese with...
Forum: SLC 26 September 2018, 01:40 PM
Replies: 680
Views: 225,085
Posted By Graeybeard
Tantrum Dear Dr. T, You will be missed. Not only by...

Dear Dr. T,

You will be missed. Not only by us, but also by all the kitties you helped take care of. We know you'll be greeted by all the kitties that went before you when you cross the rainbow...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 26 September 2018, 01:33 PM
Replies: 636
Views: 220,338
Posted By Graeybeard
Hello Kitty Dear Ka-Ching, We will miss you but you will...

Dear Ka-Ching,

We will miss you but you will always be in our hearts. It helps that you went peacefully in your sleep and you are free of the pain of your arthritis.

Say hi to your Uncle Mo...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 06 July 2018, 06:00 PM
Replies: 636
Views: 220,338
Posted By Graeybeard
Hello Kitty Dear Dolly, You know it's rather hard for me...

Dear Dolly,

You know it's rather hard for me to get any chips out of the bag for myself when you keep trying to push your head into the bag, don't you? Silly girl.

-Your manservant

(First...
Forum: SLC 30 May 2018, 08:49 PM
Replies: 215
Views: 30,659
Posted By Graeybeard
Ponder My right hand is hollow. There's a hole in the...

My right hand is hollow. There's a hole in the side of my hand at the base of the thumb where you can see inside and there's nothing, no bones, muscles or anything, just the skin layer that the light...
Forum: SLC 08 June 2017, 04:28 PM
Replies: 680
Views: 225,085
Posted By Graeybeard
Icon215 Dear M, Divine speed to you on your next...

Dear M,

Divine speed to you on your next journey. It helps knowing that you went peacefully in your sleep without pain or discomfort. Rest assured that the husband and daughter you leave behind...
Forum: SLC 26 April 2017, 04:42 PM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 291,936
Posted By Graeybeard
Well, obviously you observed others doing this...

Well, obviously you observed others doing this activity and learned from what you saw worked and what didn't worked, right? :D
Forum: SLC 20 October 2016, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 291,936
Posted By Graeybeard
D'oh! I didn't know that autumn was that bad in the...

I didn't know that autumn was that bad in the UK... :D
Forum: Critter Country 12 August 2016, 08:08 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 17,391
Posted By Graeybeard
Frying Pan One minor problem with that war, how do you tell...

One minor problem with that war, how do you tell if they were monkeying around or not?
Forum: Crash and Burn 11 August 2016, 07:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,090
Posted By Graeybeard
Are you trying to tell us that pun was the bee's...

Are you trying to tell us that pun was the bee's knees?
Forum: SLC 05 August 2016, 05:38 PM
Replies: 680
Views: 225,085
Posted By Graeybeard
Tantrum Not so dear cancer, You suck! You'll be...

Not so dear cancer,

You suck!

You'll be taking the life of a dear friend of ours in the near future, leaving behind a husband who will be losing the love of his life, and a 10 year old daughter...
Forum: SLC 29 April 2016, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,030
Views: 286,483
Posted By Graeybeard
Glasses Or adaptations thereof...

Or adaptations thereof (https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/a.114529165244512.10815.108793262484769/1190120341018717/?type=3&theater)
Forum: SLC 12 January 2016, 06:22 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 378,173
Posted By Graeybeard
And what was the elephant doing in your pajamas? ...

And what was the elephant doing in your pajamas? :D :fish:
Forum: Wild Kingdom 17 December 2015, 02:50 PM
Replies: 636
Views: 220,338
Posted By Graeybeard
I would say they are now down to 8 lives left.:)

I would say they are now down to 8 lives left.:)
Forum: Rantidote 24 November 2015, 04:10 PM
Replies: 1,027
Views: 326,842
Posted By Graeybeard
Fight It drives my wife nuts as well, so you're not...

It drives my wife nuts as well, so you're not alone.
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 23 January 2015, 08:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 10,235
Posted By Graeybeard
Icon102 Might also want to avoid the one involving butter...

Might also want to avoid the one involving butter and goblin jumper cables... :D
Forum: SLC 07 January 2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 343,886
Posted By Graeybeard
You hired Schrodinger's house cleaner? :D

You hired Schrodinger's house cleaner? :D
Forum: SLC 19 January 2013, 01:07 PM
Replies: 1,001
Views: 399,981
Posted By Graeybeard
Glasses There is a slide under the basement stairs at my...

There is a slide under the basement stairs at my dad's house that winds down thru a beautiful underground grotto and ends up in a room that's a quest hub for World of Warcraft, only staffed with real...
Forum: SLC 14 December 2012, 04:30 PM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 461,366
Posted By Graeybeard
Icon86 Not-so-dear cold, Get freaking lost already!...

Not-so-dear cold,

Get freaking lost already! Impersonating a Disney dwarf at home is not how I wanted to spend my day. :p

Very Truely Sincerely,
Me
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