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Forum: SLC 09 June 2017, 01:44 AM
Replies: 669
Views: 218,901
Posted By lavender blue
Dear self- You are stronger than you think. ...

Dear self-

You are stronger than you think.

You are.

You will get through this.

If you need to make a change, then make a change, even though you hate change. You will live. You have...
Forum: SLC 18 November 2016, 04:06 PM
Replies: 669
Views: 218,901
Posted By lavender blue
Dear Arctic- We hear that you have found an...

Dear Arctic-

We hear that you have found an extra ~30˚F. We seem to have lost about that many degrees between yesterday's 80˚ temperature and today's < 50˚. Would it be possible to meet...
Forum: SLC 23 September 2016, 01:04 AM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 286,737
Posted By lavender blue
This semester's round of humans vs zombies has...

This semester's round of humans vs zombies has begun. There is apparently an 8ft. inflatable T-Rex playing. I'm not sure what side said T-Rex is on--on one hand, dinosaur ≠ human, but on the other...
Forum: SLC 07 August 2016, 10:17 PM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 314,731
Posted By lavender blue
Does anyone want an earworm? I'm writing a...

Does anyone want an earworm?

I'm writing a report that involves the typing of the sequence '369' a lot. The song about the goose drinking wine and the monkey and the streetcar line is now stuck...
Forum: SLC 19 July 2016, 04:31 AM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 286,737
Posted By lavender blue
Turned on the car radio today to hear Bing...

Turned on the car radio today to hear Bing Crosby's White Christmas, which was a bit of a shock.

Apparently the radio station was doing a 'Christmas in July' promotion.
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 July 2016, 04:24 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 27,051
Posted By lavender blue
I saw a car stopped in the middle of the street...

I saw a car stopped in the middle of the street with its hazard lights on. After about 30 seconds it started moving again. I wondered what was going on, but now I think I know...
Forum: SLC 05 July 2016, 03:45 PM
Replies: 1,004
Views: 231,324
Posted By lavender blue
So in the Tour de France, all the riders' jerseys...

So in the Tour de France, all the riders' jerseys have their team colors, sponsors' ads, etc. and are tailored to fit skin-tight. But the Tour also has honor jerseys for those riders who are the...
Forum: SLC 01 July 2016, 08:22 PM
Replies: 669
Views: 218,901
Posted By lavender blue
Dear student: If you want me to assess your...

Dear student:

If you want me to assess your figure, you have to give me a figure of sufficient quality such that I can assess it. If I can't make heads or tails of it because you've left off half...
Forum: The Bad Gastronomer 01 July 2016, 08:14 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 13,711
Posted By lavender blue
Re: cookie dough ice cream-- I thought it might...

Re: cookie dough ice cream-- I thought it might be a texture thing that I didn't like? So I figured that having frozen bits in ice cream might resolve that issue, but no, I still don't like raw...
Forum: The Bad Gastronomer 30 June 2016, 10:05 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 13,711
Posted By lavender blue
Seaboe, I swear that you're the only other person...

Seaboe, I swear that you're the only other person I've ever met that doesn't like raw cookie dough. I don't even like cookie dough ice cream.

The only baking-type things I'll lick the bowl for...
Forum: SLC 24 June 2016, 05:33 AM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 314,731
Posted By lavender blue
Icon101 It is apparently really hard for me to figure out...

It is apparently really hard for me to figure out smooshed together shortcut names. I've previously posted about my inability to parse the model name of the Smart car Fortwo, and now I've stared at...
Forum: Rantidote 22 June 2016, 07:11 PM
Replies: 1,010
Views: 326,934
Posted By lavender blue
School may be out for the summer, but people work...

School may be out for the summer, but people work here year round. Our lobby is a giant echo chamber. If your child has been screaming at the top of his/her lungs in the lobby for over 15 minutes,...
Forum: Rantidote 18 June 2016, 04:22 AM
Replies: 1,010
Views: 326,934
Posted By lavender blue
If I've asked you to help me on a certain date,...

If I've asked you to help me on a certain date, and you say that you can do it, if plans change, you need to contact me as soon as they change so that I can make alternate plans. I didn't think I...
Forum: SLC 11 June 2016, 06:08 PM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 314,731
Posted By lavender blue
Sorry you're having a bad day, Dutch Angua. ...

Sorry you're having a bad day, Dutch Angua.

I'm at work on a Saturday because a water main broke near my apartment and I have no water. I took a shower this morning at the gym.

ETA: and now...
Forum: SLC 10 June 2016, 06:45 PM
Replies: 1,021
Views: 286,737
Posted By lavender blue
Drove behind someone today whose car advertised...

Drove behind someone today whose car advertised her as a 'beautytainer'. Which I suppose means she does house parties with beauty products (beauty + entertainer), but makes her sound like she's some...
Forum: The Bad Gastronomer 10 June 2016, 04:31 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 11,839
Posted By lavender blue
I think that there are some foods that just can't...

I think that there are some foods that just can't be replicated in alternate forms. At this point, gluten-free bread seems to be one of those things, though the gluten-free followers in my life do...
Forum: Rantidote 09 June 2016, 07:25 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 348,444
Posted By lavender blue
I can't wear the same shoes for both zumba and...

I can't wear the same shoes for both zumba and TRX, so I need to haul two pairs of gym shoes in my car.
Forum: Rantidote 03 June 2016, 05:07 AM
Replies: 913
Views: 324,402
Posted By lavender blue
What happened was I was away from the office...

What happened was I was away from the office earlier this month, and when I came back I noticed that it smelled faintly like really bad Axe-type body spray. I figured one of the custodians came in...
Forum: Rantidote 02 June 2016, 11:30 PM
Replies: 913
Views: 324,402
Posted By lavender blue
If you buy cans of soda, drink it before it...

If you buy cans of soda, drink it before it expires. The cans themselves have finite lifetimes before they leak, which results in sticky soda all over, and (if you don't notice it in time)...
Forum: Rantidote 02 June 2016, 11:10 PM
Replies: 1,010
Views: 326,934
Posted By lavender blue
TYSHTTP: You knew the rules before you began, and...

TYSHTTP: You knew the rules before you began, and your bad time management earlier in the process doesn't constitute an emergency on our part.
Forum: Amusement Bark 03 May 2016, 09:38 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,127
Posted By lavender blue
I've always been a reader, not a listener, when...

I've always been a reader, not a listener, when it comes to media that I want to understand, so I don't listen to a huge number of 'story' type podcasts. I feel like it goes in one ear and out the...
Forum: Rantidote 28 April 2016, 02:11 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 348,444
Posted By lavender blue
Tell me more about this lovely limey soap? ...

Tell me more about this lovely limey soap?

Though knowing my luck I won't be able to find it here...
Forum: Rantidote 26 April 2016, 07:16 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 348,444
Posted By lavender blue
I should get in the habit of doing that more...

I should get in the habit of doing that more often. But in order to do that I really need to clean out my freezer first. I have a tendency to hoard things there for busy weeks and then forget to...
Forum: Rantidote 25 April 2016, 05:52 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 348,444
Posted By lavender blue
My bread is moldy even though it isn't that old,...

My bread is moldy even though it isn't that old, and I put it in the refrigerator. Next time I'll just buy the bread with all the preservatives.
Forum: Rantidote 23 April 2016, 02:36 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 276,343
Posted By lavender blue
LTTAM: The guy who left the store parking lot by...

LTTAM: The guy who left the store parking lot by driving over the curb, the grass, and the sidewalk into the street. Bonus points for having an unrestrained passenger in his truck bed when he did...
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