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Forum: SLC 17 October 2017, 12:26 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,111
Posted By Alarm
We can all watch it at Dasla's, next time we're...

We can all watch it at Dasla's, next time we're all together..
:fish:
Forum: Soapbox Derby 16 October 2017, 04:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 850
Posted By Alarm
fake news! unless they are confederate ghosts,...

fake news!
unless they are confederate ghosts, then they are real!!
:fish:
Forum: SLC 16 October 2017, 03:12 PM
Replies: 909
Views: 91,404
Posted By Alarm
The term "neckbeard" as I've encountered it, is...

The term "neckbeard" as I've encountered it, is used to describe a member of a fandom/geek subgroup/etc (as mentioned in other's posts) who is ornery and unkempt, and to paraphrase "lacking in the...
Forum: SLC 16 October 2017, 01:55 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,111
Posted By Alarm
Enough people have been bothering me about this...

Enough people have been bothering me about this that I will make a public admission:

I have not seen Blade Runner.... yes, the original one....

Now quit asking if I've seen 2049!
:fish:
Forum: The Bad Gastronomer 05 October 2017, 12:02 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,834
Posted By Alarm
or "If we can't put Love in our granola, you...

or "If we can't put Love in our granola, you can't claim a cake has 'Gay'!"
Forum: Police Blotter 04 October 2017, 06:32 PM
Replies: 192
Views: 7,711
Posted By Alarm
A colonoscopy using a gun barrel as the probe,...

A colonoscopy using a gun barrel as the probe, maybe?
Forum: Soapbox Derby 04 October 2017, 01:37 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,674
Posted By Alarm
Call it a patriotism card? "Having it shows...

Call it a patriotism card?
"Having it shows you're a patriotic american! Not having one is worse than taking a knee during the anthem! Denying someone his right to one is like burning the flag!"
Forum: SLC 04 October 2017, 01:22 PM
Replies: 857
Views: 93,397
Posted By Alarm
Words I didn't believe could go together... ...

Words I didn't believe could go together...



http://www.snopes.com/2017/10/03/sri-lankan-monk-among-seven-jailed-attack-rohingya/

:(
Forum: Soapbox Derby 03 October 2017, 06:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,753
Posted By Alarm
Throw Tomato Elizabeth May Tells Jagmeet Singh That Prime...

Elizabeth May Tells Jagmeet Singh That Prime Ministers In Canada Aren't Elected...
Forum: SLC 29 September 2017, 05:08 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,111
Posted By Alarm
That's not right... No one's ever said anything...

That's not right...
No one's ever said anything about hammering seals...
:fish:
Forum: SLC 29 September 2017, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1,018
Views: 160,644
Posted By Alarm
Pumpkin Spice was the sixth Spice Girl, but she...

Pumpkin Spice was the sixth Spice Girl, but she left before they hit it big....
Forum: Rantidote 29 September 2017, 03:01 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 33,082
Posted By Alarm
At least it ain't oaring! :fish:

At least it ain't oaring!

:fish:
Forum: Weird News 29 September 2017, 02:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,246
Posted By Alarm
but Robin WAS poor! that's why he lived in...

but Robin WAS poor!

that's why he lived in the forest instead of a castle, like the rest of the aristocracy and gentry!
:rolleyes:
Forum: SLC 29 September 2017, 02:54 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,111
Posted By Alarm
Awkward confession: I know a clubbing baby seals...

Awkward confession: I know a clubbing baby seals joke...
:-o

A baby seal walks into a club...
*slap hands together to make a smacking sound*
*wait for horrified expression*
Forum: Business Bytes 29 September 2017, 02:41 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,648
Posted By Alarm
Teacher Didn't we recently sign a new & improved trade...

Didn't we recently sign a new & improved trade agreement with the EU?

:p
Forum: SLC 27 September 2017, 06:58 PM
Replies: 1,018
Views: 160,644
Posted By Alarm
Icon106 3 rolling tires, one gone in the field, you...

3 rolling tires, one gone in the field,
you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!

:fish:
Forum: Soapbox Derby 27 September 2017, 05:48 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,055
Posted By Alarm
:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:
Forum: SLC 27 September 2017, 05:43 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,111
Posted By Alarm
I am diabetic, but I have a sweet tooth larger...

I am diabetic, but I have a sweet tooth larger than most bull elephant's tusks

:(
Forum: SLC 27 September 2017, 12:57 PM
Replies: 909
Views: 91,404
Posted By Alarm
Judge He can't... unless it's "I'm a doctor, not an a...

He can't... unless it's "I'm a doctor, not an a engineer"

:fish:
Forum: Rantidote 27 September 2017, 12:55 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 33,082
Posted By Alarm
And still jerks on Twitter keep posting stuff...

And still jerks on Twitter keep posting stuff like "White privilege? I never got a check"
:rolleyes:

It's astonishing how people can still not see it.
Forum: SLC 26 September 2017, 04:38 PM
Replies: 1,018
Views: 160,644
Posted By Alarm
Most of their employees are just one-time hires? ...

Most of their employees are just one-time hires?

:eek:
Forum: Rantidote 26 September 2017, 03:14 PM
Replies: 955
Views: 146,262
Posted By Alarm
I guess you could call out for them, maybe try...

I guess you could call out for them, maybe try variations on their name?

"Waldo! Wally? Johnny 5?"

:fish:
:lol:
Forum: War, What Is It Good For? 26 September 2017, 03:08 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,572
Posted By Alarm
Threats of nuclear war, although still threats,...

Threats of nuclear war, although still threats, are not banning offenses if they are "important news".

So if you HAVE nukes and threathen to use them, it's not a bannable offense but if you don't...
Forum: Social Studies 26 September 2017, 02:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 643
Posted By Alarm
Denying the kids their pizza is the politician's...

Denying the kids their pizza is the politician's way of making sure they don't end up overweight because they can't do cartwheels and other gymnastics...
Forum: War, What Is It Good For? 22 September 2017, 02:55 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,572
Posted By Alarm
Canada Like they say "Close only counts with Nuclear...

Like they say "Close only counts with Nuclear weapons and hand grenades!"
:lol::fish:

The fact remains that any nuclear holocaust targeted at the US would have unpleasant repercussions for us in...
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