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Forum: Rantidote 20 November 2017, 08:18 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
I had to interact with my father today. Not even...

I had to interact with my father today. Not even five minutes and he still couldn't keep from infantilizing me, tone-policing, and exhibiting controlling behavior. I don't tolerate that from anyone....
Forum: Soapbox Derby 20 November 2017, 05:26 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,682
Posted By Cervus
There are plenty of women who have internalized...

There are plenty of women who have internalized misogyny and who support patriarchy. If they run for office, they shouldn't get more support simply because they're women.
Forum: SLC 20 November 2017, 05:31 AM
Replies: 772
Views: 149,210
Posted By Cervus
I walked five miles today without really noticing...

I walked five miles today without really noticing it. (I could have walked farther but the sun was setting and I was thirsty.) I've been trying to slowly get back into shape, and I know five miles...
Forum: Rantidote 19 November 2017, 03:54 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
It's a beautiful day with a nice breeze, so I...

It's a beautiful day with a nice breeze, so I opened up all the windows in my house.

Then one of my neighbors lit a cigar. :mad:
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 19 November 2017, 03:27 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,105
Posted By Cervus
Don't have kids if you aren't mature enough to...

Don't have kids if you aren't mature enough to talk about human anatomy. (I say this as someone who didn't know what a penis was until I was about 12.) But even if you are such an uptight, prudish...
Forum: Rantidote 16 November 2017, 04:48 AM
Replies: 834
Views: 115,246
Posted By Cervus
And now it's stuck in my head.

And now it's stuck in my head.
Forum: Rantidote 16 November 2017, 12:07 AM
Replies: 834
Views: 115,246
Posted By Cervus
I was subjected to the song "Afternoon Delight"...

I was subjected to the song "Afternoon Delight" while shopping today. I think it's the first time I've heard the song in its entirety. At one point I wanted to vomit. It's just as bad as everyone...
Forum: SLC 15 November 2017, 09:38 PM
Replies: 972
Views: 117,582
Posted By Cervus
Who moderates the forums these days? I remember...

Who moderates the forums these days? I remember getting (rightfully) chided by both Barbara and Jenn back in the days when I was more hot-tempered and impulsive and didn't follow the rules.

ETA: I...
Forum: SLC 12 November 2017, 03:33 PM
Replies: 906
Views: 201,496
Posted By Cervus
Tie-dye is the latest fashion craze in the...

Tie-dye is the latest fashion craze in the rap/hip-hop community.
Forum: Science 12 November 2017, 01:01 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,599
Posted By Cervus
My mother has a gigantic book that traces her...

My mother has a gigantic book that traces her family back to Adam and Eve. (There are not enough eye-rolling smilies for that.) Some distant relative of hers put it together in the early 1990's and...
Forum: Rantidote 09 November 2017, 05:51 PM
Replies: 834
Views: 115,246
Posted By Cervus
I'm training a new employee at work today, which...

I'm training a new employee at work today, which means I'm not able to spend my downtime goofing off on Facebook. I have to set a good example.
Forum: SLC 09 November 2017, 03:57 AM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 117,675
Posted By Cervus
Circa 2010, a coworker told me he once used a...

Circa 2010, a coworker told me he once used a credit card to buy a car, "but that was a long time ago, and I don't think they'd let you do that now."

I suppose it depends on the dealer, so you'd...
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 09 November 2017, 01:26 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,375
Posted By Cervus
The theory behind this only works if you are...

The theory behind this only works if you are aware of every nude photo of yourself that has ever been taken. I wasn't. My ex took nude photos of me without my knowledge or consent, and I didn't find...
Forum: Rantidote 08 November 2017, 01:43 AM
Replies: 834
Views: 115,246
Posted By Cervus
I accidentally bought rough, scratchy toilet...

I accidentally bought rough, scratchy toilet paper.
Forum: Rantidote 06 November 2017, 07:48 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
After contacting multiple people and offices...

After contacting multiple people and offices today: all confirmed that only the homeowner can apply for the exemption, because no one is allowed to file on another's behalf. (Also it is too late to...
Forum: Rantidote 06 November 2017, 03:15 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
Long story short: they didn't screw up....

Long story short: they didn't screw up. Apparently there was a miscommunication and misunderstanding on my end about how things were filed when I bought the house last year. The realtors I worked...
Forum: Fun House 05 November 2017, 01:27 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 79,070
Posted By Cervus
You can be arrested for DUI while riding a...

You can be arrested for DUI while riding a bicycle in Florida; there's no requirement for a vehicle to be motorized. Because horses are a means of transportation, I guess I'm not surprised that you...
Forum: Rantidote 03 November 2017, 11:35 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
My brain automatically makes up the worst-case...

My brain automatically makes up the worst-case scenario, which is that not only was I the one who made the mistake (like maybe the laws changed and I didn't know about it) so I really do owe this...
Forum: Rantidote 03 November 2017, 12:12 AM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
I just received my property tax bill and my...

I just received my property tax bill and my exemptions were not included for this year, even though they were applied last year, and you don't have to renew them. Somebody at the tax collector's...
Forum: Rantidote 02 November 2017, 11:26 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 173,643
Posted By Cervus
TYSHTTP: Please don't walk into our clinic...

TYSHTTP:

Please don't walk into our clinic and ask the veterinarian to diagnose your skin infection or whatever the hell you've got on your arm. That's what human doctors are for. Also please...
Forum: Rantidote 01 November 2017, 05:15 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
Today is the start of my work week.

Today is the start of my work week.
Forum: SLC 31 October 2017, 09:34 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,593
Posted By Cervus
I hadn't planned on dressing up this year, but I...

I hadn't planned on dressing up this year, but I stupidly spent yesterday on the beach with no sunscreen on my face (I had a hat and sunglasses, but forgot to protect the lower half of my face). So...
Forum: Rantidote 28 October 2017, 12:28 AM
Replies: 834
Views: 115,246
Posted By Cervus
I have a non-refundable ticket to an outdoor...

I have a non-refundable ticket to an outdoor concert tomorrow, and thunderstorms are predicted.
Forum: SLC 26 October 2017, 11:52 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,103
Posted By Cervus
Rich is when you can use the word "summer" as a...

Rich is when you can use the word "summer" as a verb.
Forum: Rantidote 26 October 2017, 02:17 AM
Replies: 793
Views: 51,647
Posted By Cervus
For the past several months I've had to avoid or...

For the past several months I've had to avoid or drive over at least 24 potholes on my round-trip work commute. I swear two new ones formed over this past weekend. My route is on two major arterial...
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