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Forum: The Bad Gastronomer 24 November 2017, 07:37 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 425
Posted By Alarm
There are not enough puns in this thread, so I'll...

There are not enough puns in this thread, so I'll get the ball started

" I yam what I yam!"
"I think, therefore I yam"
"I yam the very model of a modern Major-General"

:fish:
Forum: Techno-Babble 23 November 2017, 05:08 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 441
Posted By Alarm
Vanishing That's a lie put out by Big Steam... ...

That's a lie put out by Big Steam...

Everyone knows steam isn't dangerous, or else why do we use saunas?
Forum: Techno-Babble 21 November 2017, 01:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 451
Posted By Alarm
Flame It starts with DT insulting KJU on Twitter... ...

It starts with DT insulting KJU on Twitter...

:fish:
Forum: SLC 21 November 2017, 01:18 PM
Replies: 974
Views: 118,984
Posted By Alarm
"I'm just working for the 4:20!"

"I'm just working for the 4:20!"
Forum: We've Got Mail 21 November 2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 24,141
Posted By Alarm
Having just watched The Punisher, this is...

Having just watched The Punisher, this is somewhat concerning.
Does anyone know how to contact Frank Castle?

I think he's going by Pete Castlegnioni, now...
Forum: Amusement Bark 21 November 2017, 01:11 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 277
Posted By Alarm
no, he didn't have a fanny pack

no, he didn't have a fanny pack
Forum: Amusement Bark 20 November 2017, 06:13 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 277
Posted By Alarm
Sharp-eyed Twitterers have noticed that DJ also...

Sharp-eyed Twitterers have noticed that DJ also seems to be wearing the same (kinda) outfit in {some scenes from} both movies
Forum: Rantidote 20 November 2017, 01:04 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 175,171
Posted By Alarm
For example, when you're cold, or when you need...

For example, when you're cold, or when you need to BBQ something...

:fish:
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 17 November 2017, 07:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,221
Posted By Alarm
Judge It's a croquet mallet... :fish:

It's a croquet mallet...

:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 17 November 2017, 05:37 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 863
Posted By Alarm
I pick 3, because it is drabber and less...

I pick 3, because it is drabber and less inviting!

and for the inner wall, I'll go with number 5... who wants to see the backside of a drab wall? Leave that to the Mexicans!

:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 17 November 2017, 05:34 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 277
Posted By Alarm
Bacon And don't forget gaining health when you crunch...

And don't forget gaining health when you crunch people!

DJ must be worth a large fraction of your health bar if you manage to chow him down!
:fish:
Forum: Social Studies 16 November 2017, 06:59 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 3,482
Posted By Alarm
Franken releases new statement, calls for ethics investigation of himself

http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/360697-franken-releases-new-statement-calls-for-ethics-investigation-of-himself

He's not quitting, but he did call an investigation into his own behaviour.
Forum: Police Blotter 16 November 2017, 06:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 768
Posted By Alarm
as much as I'd hate for their to be a "breach of...

as much as I'd hate for their to be a "breach of the peace", I think it would be interesting to watch how the police would handle it, as long as the truck owner does not provoke it. A lot of ink has...
Forum: Science 16 November 2017, 06:45 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,641
Posted By Alarm
My ancestors are from France... Poitiers (circa...

My ancestors are from France... Poitiers (circa 1614) on one side and Berry/Guyenne (circa 1668) on the other
:)
Forum: Rantidote 16 November 2017, 03:53 PM
Replies: 838
Views: 116,626
Posted By Alarm
You're welcome! I thought you looked like you...

You're welcome! I thought you looked like you could use it.
:lol:
Forum: Rantidote 16 November 2017, 01:10 PM
Replies: 838
Views: 116,626
Posted By Alarm
I do apologize, I don't do it on purpose! :fish:

I do apologize, I don't do it on purpose!
:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 16 November 2017, 01:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 863
Posted By Alarm
You should ask them to plant some tiger lilies on...

You should ask them to plant some tiger lilies on your spot. The color would match Trump's hair and serve as a lovely reminder of why you spent the money.

From time to time, they could harvest...
Forum: SLC 16 November 2017, 12:56 PM
Replies: 974
Views: 118,984
Posted By Alarm
I'm always alarmed, that's why no one ever owes...

I'm always alarmed, that's why no one ever owes me a new keyboard...

:fish:
Forum: Wild Kingdom 15 November 2017, 04:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 720
Posted By Alarm
I think we've been constantly reevaluating our...

I think we've been constantly reevaluating our relationship with the sea...

In olden days, mariners would not sail too far out of sight of land. Some people thought you could fall off the edge of...
Forum: Rantidote 15 November 2017, 03:57 PM
Replies: 306
Views: 88,747
Posted By Alarm
Military Be careful, GM! They may try to frame you for...

Be careful, GM! They may try to frame you for some misdemeanour so they can force you to go back!!

:fish:

So don't go around unscrewing the tops off parking meters!
Forum: SLC 10 November 2017, 05:53 PM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 118,893
Posted By Alarm
United States You think poultry spice latte would be bad? ...

You think poultry spice latte would be bad?

Don't fret, Timmies has you covered (http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/buffalo-spice-latte-tim-hortons-unveils-new-drink-in-u-s-1.3630462).
Forum: SLC 10 November 2017, 05:50 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,916
Posted By Alarm
It was an acronym for "Better Make Way" #1 ...

It was an acronym for "Better Make Way" #1
Because someone who drives a car like a battering ram, surely needs more than 1...
Forum: SLC 10 November 2017, 05:44 PM
Replies: 974
Views: 118,984
Posted By Alarm
Icon84 Go on, admit it! You really just wanted to...

Go on, admit it!
You really just wanted to strap them on the head of some sharks so you could have "sharks with frikkin lasers"!

:fish:
Forum: SLC 10 November 2017, 05:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 442
Posted By Alarm
:lol::lol::lol: Oh, how pleasant would it be...

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh, how pleasant would it be to live in an area where a foot of snow in November is a once in 30 year occurrence.

Of course, with climate change, we might get there around here!...
Forum: SLC 10 November 2017, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,056
Views: 118,893
Posted By Alarm
and everything ni...ar? Pumpkin is a squash....

and everything ni...ar?

Pumpkin is a squash. Pumpkin pie without "pumpkin spices" would just taste like boiled or baked squash.
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