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Forum: The Doctor Is In 15 August 2018, 01:02 PM
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Posted By Gutter Monkey
Whalephant I admire your work ethic but good lord, I would...

I admire your work ethic but good lord, I would have called in s̶i̶c̶k̶ elephant-legged.
Forum: SLC 14 August 2018, 10:57 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Hello Kitty I've wanted a potting table for my backyard for...

I've wanted a potting table for my backyard for some time and when someone in my neighbourhood was giving one away online I snapped it up right away. It turns out that "in my neighbourhood" was 1.8km...
Forum: Rantidote 13 August 2018, 02:12 PM
Replies: 877
Views: 282,617
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Japan It's midnight. You've got work tomorrow as well...

It's midnight. You've got work tomorrow as well as the following two days (and possibly another 2 days after that). You really need to go to bed. Watching another episode of My Hero Academia is a...
Forum: Rantidote 11 August 2018, 01:56 PM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
I'd made arrangements to leave an item out on my...

I'd made arrangements to leave an item out on my porch so a person from a Facebook local community page could come and pick it up but they messaged me saying that they'd dropped by but left without...
Forum: SLC 05 August 2018, 08:36 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Mouse Someone on my FB friends list posted about how...

Someone on my FB friends list posted about how her partner had brought home a wild possum that had been hit by a car "so that it could die feeling comforted in his arms". If I'd seen the post earlier...
Forum: Rantidote 03 August 2018, 11:28 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
TYSHTTP: if you take the oven lighter into your...

TYSHTTP: if you take the oven lighter into your room to light some candles and don't put it back that makes it pretty difficult for the other housemates to light the oven and cook their dinner.

It...
Forum: SLC 03 August 2018, 05:39 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
As the resident immature idiot I can assure you I...

As the resident immature idiot I can assure you I had no such intentions :lol:
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 05:30 PM
Replies: 877
Views: 282,617
Posted By Gutter Monkey
No Ugh, such a missed opportunity. NO STARS

Ugh, such a missed opportunity. NO STARS
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 05:24 PM
Replies: 962
Views: 87,597
Posted By Gutter Monkey
That's understandable, but unfortunately for you...

That's understandable, but unfortunately for you Google doesn't care about your opinion. :lol:
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 08:40 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
TYSHTTP: don't pack a carton of yoghurt into your...

TYSHTTP: don't pack a carton of yoghurt into your backpack (which is full of a whole bunch of stuff including your knitting) unless you're very sure the lid is secure.

It's the same housemate who...
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 04:25 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
She's not very practically minded (she'd bought a...

She's not very practically minded (she'd bought a secondhand pot to dye the clothes in but realised halfway through the process she didn't have anything to stir it with, for example) and she doesn't...
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 04:06 AM
Replies: 962
Views: 87,597
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Did you put quote marks around the term? A...

Did you put quote marks around the term? A regular Google search will bring up the most popular* pages containing those words but quotation marks brings up the most popular pages containing that...
Forum: Rantidote 02 August 2018, 04:01 AM
Replies: 877
Views: 282,617
Posted By Gutter Monkey
I haven't seen that one but I'm assuming it...

I haven't seen that one but I'm assuming it included the line "Obi Wan lied to you - YOU are the Father!"
Forum: Rantidote 01 August 2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Spit Take If you're going to dye clothing inside the house,...

If you're going to dye clothing inside the house, be really careful not to spill dye all over the floor.

Our kitchen got ... uh ... redecorated by my housemate.
Forum: SLC 01 August 2018, 07:41 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
I decided to give away my pogo sticks. I guess...

I decided to give away my pogo sticks. I guess it's time to finally let go of my dream of becoming famous youtube stuntperson. :(
Forum: Amusement Bark 31 July 2018, 08:42 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 14,134
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Apparently the rest of the cast gave them the...

Apparently the rest of the cast gave them the nickname "the Tolkien white guys" :lol:
Forum: Rantidote 31 July 2018, 05:00 AM
Replies: 962
Views: 87,597
Posted By Gutter Monkey
The rear section of the shop where I'm doing...

The rear section of the shop where I'm doing unpaid work is sectioned off with a wall that doesn't go all the way to the ceiling. Today the manager accidentally locked the door to that section and...
Forum: SLC 30 July 2018, 02:12 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
A friend was complaining about audio versions of...

A friend was complaining about audio versions of the Frank Herbert Dune series where they pronounce 'dune' as 'doon'. I had to break it to him that 'doon' is exactly how Frank Herbert pronounced the...
Forum: Rantidote 30 July 2018, 10:49 AM
Replies: 675
Views: 62,853
Posted By Gutter Monkey
People listing free items on FB but not...

People listing free items on FB but not mentioning that they've listed them on several different pages. I thought I had first dibs on an item I've been wanting to get for some time but when I...
Forum: Rantidote 30 July 2018, 08:38 AM
Replies: 966
Views: 98,926
Posted By Gutter Monkey
It's pretty funny when those 'targeted' ads guess...

It's pretty funny when those 'targeted' ads guess wrong and pitch themselves at a demographic which doesn't actually fit you. I sometimes see targeted ads which say something like "Australians who...
Forum: SLC 27 July 2018, 03:42 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 8,170
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Theme Icon The plumber arrived and unblocked our drain! It's...

The plumber arrived and unblocked our drain! It's a nice sunny day (in the middle of winter!!)! My phone has been dying for quite some time but I got some spare cash last week so I could afford a...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 26 July 2018, 04:13 AM
Replies: 237
Views: 111,108
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Moose Does that include magical reindeer?

Does that include magical reindeer?
Forum: SLC 26 July 2018, 02:12 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Jolly Roger The eBay vendor described it as rope, I don't...

The eBay vendor described it as rope, I don't think it becomes lines until it gets attached to the ship. :p

Also I'm starting to worry I didn't order enough ....
Forum: SLC 25 July 2018, 02:42 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 74,721
Posted By Gutter Monkey
Jolly Roger I'm determined to make some decent shrouds &...

I'm determined to make some decent shrouds & ratlines for my spooky pirate ship so it'll pretty much be a climbing fort covered in rope ladders anyway :lol:
Forum: Rantidote 25 July 2018, 02:29 PM
Replies: 962
Views: 87,597
Posted By Gutter Monkey
They'd have to dig up some of my trees to replace...

They'd have to dig up some of my trees to replace the pipe. :(

(Granted, the trees are probably sending roots into the pipes and causing the blockages in the first place ...)
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