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Forum: Rantidote 20 January 2019, 01:57 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
Update: they returned my garden hose about 10...

Update: they returned my garden hose about 10 minutes after I noticed it missing. They'd "borrowed" it. Seriously?!

I can't wait for these guys to be out of here.
Forum: Rantidote 19 January 2019, 07:51 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
The painters are still working and still...

The painters are still working and still trampling any and all vegetation surrounding our houses. I've got the majority of my potted plants safe in the house, but I can't fathom how anyone can just...
Forum: Rantidote 14 January 2019, 06:13 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I can't make this up: this morning the painters...

I can't make this up: this morning the painters parked their van in front of my driveway, completely blocking my car in. When I finally tracked down the painter who had the keys, he moved the...
Forum: Rantidote 12 January 2019, 11:24 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I live in a townhouse community. The HOA is...

I live in a townhouse community. The HOA is responsible for all exterior maintenance of the buildings. I don't care for that (I'd rather do all my own maintenance) but other factors made this a...
Forum: Techno-Babble 08 January 2019, 11:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,065
Posted By Cervus
I get an average of 1-2 emails and 0 texts per...

I get an average of 1-2 emails and 0 texts per day. I must be living off the grid more than I realized.

I do have a dedicated spam email for things that require signups, but I don't know when was...
Forum: SLC 03 January 2019, 05:48 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 9,516
Posted By Cervus
I've been on vacation for the past two weeks and...

I've been on vacation for the past two weeks and although I got home Tuesday night, my jet lag is so bad I woke up this morning convinced it was the year 2021.

I'm working today and a client had...
Forum: Rantidote 03 January 2019, 12:13 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
My hard-wired smoke alarm, which is less than a...

My hard-wired smoke alarm, which is less than a year old, spontaneously went off and I don't know why. It's not a CO detector, no breaker tripped or power surge, and I wasn't using any appliances or...
Forum: SLC 20 December 2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 668
Views: 51,546
Posted By Cervus
Hmmm...the last picture I posted was of someone's...

Hmmm...the last picture I posted was of someone's obnoxious parking job.
Forum: SLC 20 December 2018, 06:14 PM
Replies: 668
Views: 51,546
Posted By Cervus
I don't use my real name on Instagram.

I don't use my real name on Instagram.
Forum: SLC 19 December 2018, 11:25 PM
Replies: 668
Views: 51,546
Posted By Cervus
Why is a taco restaurant in Ohio following me on...

Why is a taco restaurant in Ohio following me on Instagram?

I don't post photos of food, never tagged them or eaten there, nor ever been near the state of Ohio.
Forum: Soapbox Derby 19 December 2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 500
Posted By Cervus
This is an insult to biologists everywhere. He...

This is an insult to biologists everywhere. He doesn't deserve the honor of having anything named after him, and I'd be pissed if I were a herpetologist studying the species.
Forum: Rantidote 08 December 2018, 10:12 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I've been having far too many work-related dreams...

I've been having far too many work-related dreams lately. I've just had two in the past 12 hours (One just before I got up this morning for work, and another when I came home and took a nap.)
Forum: Rantidote 02 December 2018, 04:38 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I've had the hiccups off and on for 12 hours so...

I've had the hiccups off and on for 12 hours so far. This means I'm halfway through -- when I get a hiccup attack, it always lasts for 24 hours. I'll get a brief reprieve and then they start again....
Forum: Rantidote 01 December 2018, 04:15 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
The thermostat is set at the factory default. I...

The thermostat is set at the factory default. I just checked and it's 120F. I'm not sure what the old one was set at.

It's the standard tank (and same size, same wattage, etc, as the old one),...
Forum: Rantidote 01 December 2018, 02:34 AM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I had a new water heater installed a few days ago...

I had a new water heater installed a few days ago and the hot water takes longer to come on than it used to. I have no idea why this would be the case, as it was installed in the same place, with no...
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 November 2018, 03:01 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,188
Posted By Cervus
There's also a sequel: Atlantic Rim:...

There's also a sequel:
Atlantic Rim: Resurrection. (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7963218/)
Forum: Soapbox Derby 11 November 2018, 03:31 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,459
Posted By Cervus
In case anyone is wondering some Florida counties...

In case anyone is wondering some Florida counties can't get accurate results for days after an election:

https://www.facebook.com/terry.fleming.35912/posts/2130885050288649



I mean obviously...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 09 November 2018, 11:53 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,459
Posted By Cervus
Scott's awfully mad for someone who is still in...

Scott's awfully mad for someone who is still in the lead and is going to win regardless.

Republicans control everything and always get their way, yet they're always so angry. I don't get it.
Forum: Soapbox Derby 08 November 2018, 11:50 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,459
Posted By Cervus
Looks like Florida's going to be recounting its...

Looks like Florida's going to be recounting its governor, senator, and agricultural commissioner races. There are still votes being counted, which have already flipped our agricultural commissioner...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 08 November 2018, 02:23 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,459
Posted By Cervus
Looks like Florida's headed for a recount in our...

Looks like Florida's headed for a recount in our senator race. I voted by mail, and according to my county, my vote was received but is still being tabulated along with thousands of other...
Forum: SLC 05 November 2018, 02:37 PM
Replies: 668
Views: 51,546
Posted By Cervus
I think it depends on the local zoning laws or...

I think it depends on the local zoning laws or even what the college decrees. Where I went to school, fraternity houses were on campus while sorority houses were off-campus, across the street from...
Forum: SLC 31 October 2018, 12:20 AM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 123,018
Posted By Cervus
Adult accompaniment for little kids, yeah. By the...

Adult accompaniment for little kids, yeah. By the time I was in middle school, we were allowed to go without adults as long as there were at least three of us in a group. Age 12 was the best; I went...
Forum: SLC 30 October 2018, 03:54 AM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 123,018
Posted By Cervus
I'm interested to know how trick-or-treating is...

I'm interested to know how trick-or-treating is done in other countries. Here, it's traditional in the suburbs for kids to just go house to house throughout all the neighborhoods within walking...
Forum: Rantidote 27 October 2018, 10:05 PM
Replies: 517
Views: 34,269
Posted By Cervus
I have a smartphone on a pay-as-you-go plan (AT&T...

I have a smartphone on a pay-as-you-go plan (AT&T GoPhone). I pay for each phone call and text, but I use it so rarely that many days I don't even bother to turn the phone on. I don't have a data...
Forum: Social Studies 26 October 2018, 11:46 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 6,350
Posted By Cervus
It's more one-and-a-half syllables: K'newt.

It's more one-and-a-half syllables: K'newt.
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