snopes.com  

Go Back   snopes.com > Search Forums

Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Search took 0.04 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Alarm
Forum: SLC 22 January 2019, 06:05 PM
Replies: 672
Views: 53,011
Posted By Alarm
It's like us at work: "Computer's down!" ...

It's like us at work:

"Computer's down!"
"have you contacted the IT Helpdesk?"
"do you have their number"
"it's on their webpage"
:fish:
Forum: Soapbox Derby 18 January 2019, 07:58 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,828
Posted By Alarm
Blow Your Top You don't call it Freedom Pizza? and you make...

You don't call it Freedom Pizza?
and you make it with Canadian bacon instead of ham?

The horror!
:eek:
Forum: Soapbox Derby 18 January 2019, 07:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,828
Posted By Alarm
I find myself shocked at this revelation! ...

I find myself shocked at this revelation!

:eek:
:p
Forum: Business Bytes 18 January 2019, 03:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 822
Posted By Alarm
I was going to say it's a Royale with cheese... ...

I was going to say it's a Royale with cheese...
but then I remembered that's the quarter pounder
Forum: Soapbox Derby 18 January 2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,828
Posted By Alarm
Canada No... that would be putting peameal bacon instead...

No... that would be putting peameal bacon instead of ham on a Hawaiian (what we Canadians call a ham and pineapple pizza)pizza...

:fish:
Forum: Book Corner 15 January 2019, 05:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 994
Posted By Alarm
The issue might be that in the Potterverse, when...

The issue might be that in the Potterverse, when a wizard dies, all he did with magic is cancelled...
so the poo would all come right back...

:fish:
Forum: Rantidote 14 January 2019, 04:07 PM
Replies: 881
Views: 111,507
Posted By Alarm
Isn't Quebec City just another name for Montreal,...

Isn't Quebec City just another name for Montreal, the capital of the province of Quebec?

You don't need two stops in the same province!
It's not like it would take a day trip to get from anywhere...
Forum: Social Studies 14 January 2019, 03:55 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,263
Posted By Alarm
Canada Urban as an Extra Language? :fish: :duh:

Urban as an Extra Language?

:fish:
:duh:
Forum: Fun House 04 January 2019, 02:19 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,242
Posted By Alarm
Crushing pop cans is SODA-pressing Eating a...

Crushing pop cans is SODA-pressing

Eating a vegetarian meal is a missed-steak

:rolleyes:
Forum: Rantidote 03 January 2019, 02:23 PM
Replies: 881
Views: 111,507
Posted By Alarm
Canada Preach! You wouldn't believe how many acts...

Preach!

You wouldn't believe how many acts on tour stop in Toronto, then Montreal... and skip Ottawa completely

and Ottawa is the capital of the country fer cryin' out loud!
:mad:
Forum: Rantidote 02 January 2019, 07:04 PM
Replies: 524
Views: 34,925
Posted By Alarm
When I speak french with a potato in mouth, I...

When I speak french with a potato in mouth, I just sound like someone who's not done chewing, trying to talk without spitting out potato...

:fish:
Forum: SLC 02 January 2019, 01:39 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 455
Posted By Alarm
happy new year everyone!

happy new year everyone!
Forum: Rantidote 14 December 2018, 05:18 PM
Replies: 881
Views: 111,507
Posted By Alarm
How did Santa get your gifts from the north pole...

How did Santa get your gifts from the north pole to your tree?

He wok'd

:fish:
Forum: SLC 14 December 2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 9,902
Posted By Alarm
Bilbo is a Baggins of Holding the One Ring ...

Bilbo is a Baggins of Holding the One Ring

:fish:
Forum: Snopes Spotting 14 December 2018, 03:20 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,226
Posted By Alarm
I had not heard that both Brooke and Kim had left...

I had not heard that both Brooke and Kim had left Snopes.

:(
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,585
Posted By Alarm
I like the version by Fernand Gignac

I like the version by Fernand Gignac
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,585
Posted By Alarm
Minuit chretien Adeste Fideles I Want a...

Minuit chretien
Adeste Fideles
I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 01:20 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 37,864
Posted By Alarm
Neener, Neener Since there was no room at the inn in Bethlehem,...

Since there was no room at the inn in Bethlehem, Joseph and Marie tried the next town over, called Meslehem...
Forum: Fun House 12 December 2018, 02:50 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,242
Posted By Alarm
4 engineers are driving in a car when it...

4 engineers are driving in a car when it mysteriously stops.

The first one says "I'm a process engineer, I can fix this"
He reviews all the steps they took to get where they were but can find...
Forum: Amusement Bark 12 December 2018, 02:00 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,945
Posted By Alarm
Elf and other words... "Santa! I know...

Elf

and other words...

"Santa! I know him!" has become a traditional family greeting for Santa with us and our nieces.
Forum: Social Studies 12 December 2018, 01:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 821
Posted By Alarm
Yeah, no slut shaming here, right? :rolleyes: ...

Yeah, no slut shaming here, right?
:rolleyes:

And some of them are obviously jokes: Best boobs, biggest/best ass (why is best/biggest for ass and not boobs too, though? :confused:)

And then...
Forum: Amusement Bark 12 December 2018, 01:23 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 37,864
Posted By Alarm
Come all ye faithful, but from the original latin...

Come all ye faithful, but from the original latin (Adeste Fideles) to English, to Hebrew, to French and back to English

Go, loyal, satisfied and victorious
Sign in.
See how the angels.
...
Forum: Amusement Bark 10 December 2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 675
Posted By Alarm
Sorry guys, that was not Hawkeye...

Sorry guys, that was not Hawkeye (https://www.polygon.com/2018/12/7/18130507/avengers-endgame-trailer-hawkeye-ronin-marvel-comics) in the trailer, it was Ronin...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 06 December 2018, 01:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,317
Posted By Alarm
but you can make a silk purse from what comes out...

but you can make a silk purse from what comes out of a silkworm's rear!

:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 06 December 2018, 01:37 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 37,864
Posted By Alarm
The books have been out for how many years now? ...

The books have been out for how many years now?
:rolleyes:

:lol:

BTW, I do not watch the show, I did read the first 3 books, which is where I get my knowledge.
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 11:54 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.