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Forum: Rantidote 17 January 2019, 07:21 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
1955: “Timmy has measles. Go over and play with...

1955: “Timmy has measles. Go over and play with him so you can get them and get it over with.”

2015: “Timmy isn’t vaccinated. If you play with him, you might DIE!”

(Note to self: Don’t read...
Forum: SLC 14 January 2019, 08:32 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 49,180
Posted By smittykins
I’ve seen “splitties”(pre-67) go for six figures...

I’ve seen “splitties”(pre-67) go for six figures at certain auctions.
Forum: Rantidote 11 January 2019, 07:41 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
From the same person: “A wall doesn’t say...

From the same person:

“A wall doesn’t say “Keep out.” It says “Go in through the door(legally).”
Forum: Amusement Bark 08 January 2019, 07:26 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 828
Posted By smittykins
The Captain and Tennille was my first concert, at...

The Captain and Tennille was my first concert, at the New York State Fair in 1976. In my defense, I was ten.
Forum: Rantidote 02 January 2019, 05:05 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
“Why is it that statues that have been standing...

“Why is it that statues that have been standing for 100 years are suddenly offensive, and a man walking down the street showing his ass isn’t?”(This person seems to have an obsession with saggy...
Forum: Rantidote 25 December 2018, 07:27 PM
Replies: 910
Views: 318,334
Posted By smittykins
Baseball If you have your MLB The Show season set to have...

If you have your MLB The Show season set to have the CPU control trades for your team, don’t be surprised if one of your best players gets traded.
Forum: Rantidote 24 December 2018, 06:06 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
"Closing our borders isn't heartless. If I close...

"Closing our borders isn't heartless. If I close my door, it doesn't mean I hate the people outside. It means I love the people inside."
Forum: Wild Kingdom 22 December 2018, 07:31 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 298,084
Posted By smittykins
Shadow’s Christmas present from...

Shadow’s Christmas present from Grandma(unfortunately, it does tend to tip, so I had to put a couple of heavy books in the “condo” part to stabilize it).

https://flic.kr/p/2cih4XZ
Forum: Fun House 22 December 2018, 07:17 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,799
Posted By smittykins
When I first saw that(before I clicked on it)I...

When I first saw that(before I clicked on it)I was thinking “Where Oh Where Are You Tonight” from Hee Haw.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 20 December 2018, 04:33 PM
Replies: 614
Views: 207,994
Posted By smittykins
I was just thinking about Silence the other day. ...

I was just thinking about Silence the other day. I’m glad she’s been spotted.
Forum: Social Studies 16 December 2018, 04:03 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 4,693
Posted By smittykins
I seem to recall a story about a man who worked...

I seem to recall a story about a man who worked in an auto plant for 50-plus years and never took a sick day or vacation day, and was hailed for his work ethic. Upon retirement, he was given a brand...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 16 December 2018, 03:57 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,458
Posted By smittykins
And Facebook didn't exist(or wasn't as popular as...

And Facebook didn't exist(or wasn't as popular as it is now), so we didn't have to read stuff like "Instead of arming teachers with guns, maybe we should arm parents with belts and switches. It...
Forum: Fun House 13 December 2018, 08:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,799
Posted By smittykins
“Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the...

“Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...”
Forum: Social Studies 12 December 2018, 04:17 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 4,693
Posted By smittykins
Or, in the case of minimum-wage jobs with no sick...

Or, in the case of minimum-wage jobs with no sick leave, they literally can’t afford to stay home.
Forum: Rantidote 11 December 2018, 07:53 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
"If you think Charlie Brown, Rudolph, and Baby...

"If you think Charlie Brown, Rudolph, and Baby It's Cold Outside are offensive, maybe this life isn't for you."

and

"Hey folks, let's all play Baby, It's Cold Outside and irritate the crazies...
Forum: Rantidote 10 December 2018, 12:30 AM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
Exactly what I thought.

Exactly what I thought.
Forum: Rantidote 09 December 2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
Lucy Van Pelt: "Liberal scientists claim that...

Lucy Van Pelt: "Liberal scientists claim that climate change is real."
Linus: "They can't even tell boys from girls."
Forum: Wild Kingdom 07 December 2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,261
Posted By smittykins
I've made it a point to stop using the phrase "I...

I've made it a point to stop using the phrase "I don't have a dog in this fight," preferring "horse in this race." Though I'm sure PETA would have an issue with that, too.
Forum: SLC 05 December 2018, 09:54 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,609
Posted By smittykins
RIP, Daisyslegs. :( I always did wonder what...

RIP, Daisyslegs. :(
I always did wonder what her connection to the Gang was. And I happened upon the link to the old board earlier this week while Googling "waiting 48 hours to report a missing...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 05 December 2018, 09:45 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,261
Posted By smittykins
There's more than one way to skin a cat.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Forum: Social Studies 04 December 2018, 09:14 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,765
Posted By smittykins
But what about yogurt?

But what about yogurt?
Forum: SLC 03 December 2018, 06:18 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 9,217
Posted By smittykins
I'm sorry about your friend's dad, Seaboe..

I'm sorry about your friend's dad, Seaboe..
Forum: Wild Kingdom 28 November 2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 614
Views: 207,994
Posted By smittykins
Shadow, Yes, I know your dish is empty. You'll...

Shadow,
Yes, I know your dish is empty. You'll have your dry food in a couple of hours when I get back from the store. You'll just have to be content with canned food until then.

Your thumbed...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 28 November 2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 846
Posted By smittykins
According to the video, he arrived at the farm...

According to the video, he arrived at the farm with another steer named Bra, so...
Forum: Rantidote 27 November 2018, 11:37 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 32,184
Posted By smittykins
And don't forget. Extraneou's. Apostrophe's.

And don't forget. Extraneou's. Apostrophe's.
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