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Forum: Rantidote 17 February 2019, 07:49 AM
Replies: 319
Views: 26,254
Posted By Kermor
France Prompted by something that happened at work the...

Prompted by something that happened at work the other night :

If you want to steal something, it's better to steal it in a place with no cameras. Because in my workplace, Big Brother is watching...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 10 February 2019, 08:59 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,956
Posted By Kermor
Shout You know, when I heard about the upskirting bill...

You know, when I heard about the upskirting bill blocking, I wanted to slap him. When I heard that he had similarly blocked a bill which would make an offence to stab police dogs and horses, I wanted...
Forum: Fun House 08 February 2019, 03:38 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France An Oldie but Goodie : "Do you smoke after...

An Oldie but Goodie :

"Do you smoke after sex ?
- I don't know. I've never looked."
Forum: Fun House 05 February 2019, 07:19 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France "For the main course, we have beef tongue, sir ...

"For the main course, we have beef tongue, sir
- What ? You serve something that comes from a cow's mouth ? I won't have it. Give me an egg instead !"
Forum: Fun House 29 January 2019, 09:03 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France One I read today : What's the difference...

One I read today :

What's the difference between snowstorm and making love with an unknown man ?

None. You don't know how long it will last or how many inches you're going to get.

:fish:
Forum: Fun House 29 January 2019, 03:30 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France One I read the other day : What's green and...

One I read the other day :

What's green and comes down the mountains of New Zealand ?

A Skiwi.

Don't bother, i'll do it myself.

:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 23 January 2019, 01:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 873
Posted By Kermor
France Nothing new here. In the TV series, Nancy and...

Nothing new here. In the TV series, Nancy and Frank Hardy shared some belligerent sexual tension, and even a kiss in one episode. At least, according to TVTropes (AFAIK, the series never aired in...
Forum: Rantidote 12 January 2019, 09:36 AM
Replies: 913
Views: 323,896
Posted By Kermor
Frying Pan If in the morning you puke twice, and go to the...

If in the morning you puke twice, and go to the toilet some six times to shit water, it would be good idea to call in sick, because the situation won't get better at work. Think about that next...
Forum: Rantidote 08 January 2019, 07:23 PM
Replies: 882
Views: 117,517
Posted By Kermor
France Or you can try Miss Melee. I like it very much. ...

Or you can try Miss Melee. I like it very much.

https://miss-melee.com/

https://i.etsystatic.com/18641877/d/il/c24809/1705664649/il_340x270.1705664649_8v7n.jpg?version=0
Forum: Amusement Bark 07 January 2019, 08:57 PM
Replies: 358
Views: 43,625
Posted By Kermor
France Agreed. I really missed that in recent years. I...

Agreed. I really missed that in recent years. I loved the movie, and also enjoyed all the cameos (although it took a few diggings on the net to figure out who Karen Dotrice was playing). And Dick van...
Forum: SLC 07 January 2019, 08:51 PM
Replies: 523
Views: 54,540
Posted By Kermor
France A Tesla serving as a taxi. Quite silent, I must...

A Tesla serving as a taxi. Quite silent, I must say. Noiseless, even.

https://static.latribune.fr/467688/tesla-taxi.jpg
Forum: Fun House 04 January 2019, 03:40 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 118,294
Posted By Kermor
France When Florida Man gives a Ferrari to Ocean Master...

When Florida Man gives a Ferrari to Ocean Master :

https://www.cbr.com/aquaman-patrick-wilson-ferarri-ocean/

At least, the super-villain had the good grace of giving thanks for the gift.
Forum: Rantidote 26 December 2018, 05:31 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 26,254
Posted By Kermor
Shout To the photo lab that digitized my father's old...

To the photo lab that digitized my father's old slides : What part of "four copies" did you not understand ? Will I have to do the job myself ? Or did the guy who gave me my order this monday forget...
Forum: Fun House 17 December 2018, 12:46 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France One for our British friends : What is Basil...

One for our British friends :

What is Basil Brush's favourite channel ?

Fox News, of course !
Forum: Rantidote 12 December 2018, 10:00 PM
Replies: 319
Views: 26,254
Posted By Kermor
France On a related note, and prompted by an incident I...

On a related note, and prompted by an incident I and the other tenants of my building had the misfortune of witnessing last night : do not park willy nilly. Especially not so badly you block the...
Forum: Rantidote 08 December 2018, 01:43 PM
Replies: 624
Views: 44,527
Posted By Kermor
France As a postman in charge of sorting the mail,...

As a postman in charge of sorting the mail, whether manually or by machines, I have window envelopes in horror. Sometimes the address (printed on the letter) is too low, sometimes too high, sometimes...
Forum: Rantidote 04 December 2018, 01:36 PM
Replies: 913
Views: 323,896
Posted By Kermor
France When you have bought something that comes in a...

When you have bought something that comes in a two-pack, it ight be a good idea to keep the cardboard packaging it came into. That way, if the glass container doesn't feature the instructions for...
Forum: SLC 02 December 2018, 03:11 PM
Replies: 523
Views: 54,540
Posted By Kermor
France When I was in London some three weeks ago, I saw...

When I was in London some three weeks ago, I saw some interesting cars. First were in Hampstead, the neighbourhood where my hotel was. A Bentley Continental Coupé :
...
Forum: Fun House 29 November 2018, 02:37 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,069
Posted By Kermor
France My turn : Mr. And Mrs. Avo have a son. Ho...

My turn :

Mr. And Mrs. Avo have a son. Ho did they name him ?

Ken. Ken Avo. (you need a good knowledge of the breton language to understand this one).

How many chickens does it take to...
Forum: Amusement Bark 27 November 2018, 02:18 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,040
Posted By Kermor
France That's the latest rumour, yes. There would be a...

That's the latest rumour, yes. There would be a new season in 2019, and after that, they might leave. But of course, nothing is confirmed yet, so feel free to take that with a grain of salt.
...
Forum: Rantidote 21 November 2018, 07:41 PM
Replies: 913
Views: 323,896
Posted By Kermor
France When going to a city where you know you're going...

When going to a city where you know you're going to buy a lot of things, it might be a good idea to pack a tote bag. After all, you should know by now that your suitcase is not the Tardis, or Mary...
Forum: Amusement Bark 26 October 2018, 01:15 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,040
Posted By Kermor
France Speaking of crossovers : ...

Speaking of crossovers :

https://static.fnac-static.com/multimedia/Images/FR/NR/3f/ab/58/5811007/1540-1/tsp20140602120402/Nos-plus-grands-frions.jpg

Do you think a Weeping Angel was stalking...
Forum: Rantidote 22 October 2018, 09:50 PM
Replies: 624
Views: 44,527
Posted By Kermor
France The same thing happened to me in the 80s. I had...

The same thing happened to me in the 80s. I had to pay for the repairs myself because neither her nor her husbands wanted to get the insurances involved (the guy even told me that a cop had advised...
Forum: SLC 22 October 2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 843
Views: 115,290
Posted By Kermor
France Normally, I would put that into "Cars you saw...

Normally, I would put that into "Cars you saw today", but...

Remember when I told you I had seen an Aston Martin DB7 at the local Volkswagen dealership ? Well, there it was again, in the showroom,...
Forum: Crash and Burn 20 October 2018, 07:16 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,190
Posted By Kermor
France Thank God it wasn't on an aircraft carrier this...

Thank God it wasn't on an aircraft carrier this time.
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