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Forum: Rantidote 14 December 2018, 05:18 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 100,557
Posted By Alarm
How did Santa get your gifts from the north pole...

How did Santa get your gifts from the north pole to your tree?

He wok'd

:fish:
Forum: SLC 14 December 2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,608
Posted By Alarm
Bilbo is a Baggins of Holding the One Ring ...

Bilbo is a Baggins of Holding the One Ring

:fish:
Forum: Snopes Spotting 14 December 2018, 03:20 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 313
Posted By Alarm
I had not heard that both Brooke and Kim had left...

I had not heard that both Brooke and Kim had left Snopes.

:(
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 334
Posted By Alarm
I like the version by Fernand Gignac

I like the version by Fernand Gignac
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 334
Posted By Alarm
Minuit chretien Adeste Fideles I Want a...

Minuit chretien
Adeste Fideles
I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 December 2018, 01:20 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 34,379
Posted By Alarm
Neener, Neener Since there was no room at the inn in Bethlehem,...

Since there was no room at the inn in Bethlehem, Joseph and Marie tried the next town over, called Meslehem...
Forum: Fun House 12 December 2018, 02:50 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,427
Posted By Alarm
4 engineers are driving in a car when it...

4 engineers are driving in a car when it mysteriously stops.

The first one says "I'm a process engineer, I can fix this"
He reviews all the steps they took to get where they were but can find...
Forum: Amusement Bark 12 December 2018, 02:00 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 458
Posted By Alarm
Elf and other words... "Santa! I know...

Elf

and other words...

"Santa! I know him!" has become a traditional family greeting for Santa with us and our nieces.
Forum: Social Studies 12 December 2018, 01:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 396
Posted By Alarm
Yeah, no slut shaming here, right? :rolleyes: ...

Yeah, no slut shaming here, right?
:rolleyes:

And some of them are obviously jokes: Best boobs, biggest/best ass (why is best/biggest for ass and not boobs too, though? :confused:)

And then...
Forum: Amusement Bark 12 December 2018, 01:23 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 34,379
Posted By Alarm
Come all ye faithful, but from the original latin...

Come all ye faithful, but from the original latin (Adeste Fideles) to English, to Hebrew, to French and back to English

Go, loyal, satisfied and victorious
Sign in.
See how the angels.
...
Forum: Amusement Bark 10 December 2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 362
Posted By Alarm
Sorry guys, that was not Hawkeye...

Sorry guys, that was not Hawkeye (https://www.polygon.com/2018/12/7/18130507/avengers-endgame-trailer-hawkeye-ronin-marvel-comics) in the trailer, it was Ronin...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 06 December 2018, 01:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 792
Posted By Alarm
but you can make a silk purse from what comes out...

but you can make a silk purse from what comes out of a silkworm's rear!

:fish:
Forum: Amusement Bark 06 December 2018, 01:37 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 34,379
Posted By Alarm
The books have been out for how many years now? ...

The books have been out for how many years now?
:rolleyes:

:lol:

BTW, I do not watch the show, I did read the first 3 books, which is where I get my knowledge.
Forum: Amusement Bark 05 December 2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 34,379
Posted By Alarm
Ponder Is anyone else concerned at the second to last...

Is anyone else concerned at the second to last item?
:eek:
He gave her murderers, how?
Like an Arya Stark "I will murder 2 people for you" deal?
Or "here's two murderers I brought to justice for...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 05 December 2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 792
Posted By Alarm
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, UEL. I'm...

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, UEL. I'm just surprised PETA thinks it can slap lipstick on that pig and think it won't take till pigs can fly for people to start using these...

after all...
Forum: SLC 05 December 2018, 06:08 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 778
Posted By Alarm
Rest in peace, Daisylegs :(

Rest in peace, Daisylegs

:(
Forum: Social Studies 05 December 2018, 06:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,177
Posted By Alarm
A comedian (Daniel Lemire) had a sketch where his...

A comedian (Daniel Lemire) had a sketch where his character, a sarcastic clown named Uncle Georges, gives life advice to a child whose parents saddled with the name Yogourt (yoghurt).
So he starts...
Forum: Social Studies 05 December 2018, 02:15 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,177
Posted By Alarm
It does in french!

It does in french!
Forum: Urban Legends Contest 05 December 2018, 02:09 PM
Replies: 193
Views: 8,241
Posted By Alarm
Sounds like a city in the DCU: Coast City,...

Sounds like a city in the DCU: Coast City, National City, Central City, Star City, and now Federal City!

Who's the DCU hero that operates in Federal City?
:lol:
Forum: Rantidote 05 December 2018, 02:04 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 100,557
Posted By Alarm
It is not the on Hunt Club. It's on Richardson. ...

It is not the on Hunt Club. It's on Richardson.
But yeah... I've seen a lot of bad Timmies, but not having the things on your menu..
:cool:
takes the cake.
:fish:
Forum: Techno-Babble 05 December 2018, 01:55 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 275
Posted By Alarm
Don't put it in charge of the bay doors, that's...

Don't put it in charge of the bay doors, that's all I'm sayin'!

:rolleyes:
Forum: Amusement Bark 05 December 2018, 01:54 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 34,379
Posted By Alarm
Why do I feel targeted by this??? :eek:

Why do I feel targeted by this???
:eek:
Forum: Amusement Bark 04 December 2018, 02:13 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,359
Posted By Alarm
Lee Pace IS in the movie, as Ronan. I don't know...

Lee Pace IS in the movie, as Ronan. I don't know if he accuses anyone yet.
Forum: Rantidote 04 December 2018, 01:30 PM
Replies: 816
Views: 100,557
Posted By Alarm
Tantrum The Timmie's by my new place is so horrible, they...

The Timmie's by my new place is so horrible, they regularly run out of menu items.

IN the month I've been at my new job they have told me:
Out of hash browns: 3 times
Out of pinched croissants...
Forum: Social Studies 04 December 2018, 01:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 673
Posted By Alarm
Every class should have a jar full of Cherry...

Every class should have a jar full of Cherry bombs and other small firecrackers to use to scare off active shooters. Kind of like how some cultures light fireworks to scare off evil spirits!

:fish:
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