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Forum: SLC 10 November 2018, 01:50 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,175
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Yes, but you have spent time in Wisconsin, and...

Yes, but you have spent time in Wisconsin, and there's a Lodi there, too.
Forum: Soapbox Derby 10 November 2018, 01:41 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,466
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Pima County hates McSally. She had to be shamed...

Pima County hates McSally. She had to be shamed into doing a Town Hall meeting then left as soon as she got asked critical questions.
Forum: SLC 09 November 2018, 02:33 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 18,233
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I spent a great deal of the dream trying to...

I spent a great deal of the dream trying to figure out exactly what a cow pansy was. Black and white? A strain cows loved to eat? No idea.
Forum: SLC 09 November 2018, 11:08 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 18,233
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I have been invited by some guy and his wife to...

I have been invited by some guy and his wife to spend Thanksgiving with them, and after I land in Austin, Texas, I find out they live outside of Austin in a rural area. On a road named Cow Pansy Road.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 06 November 2018, 07:18 AM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I was taking issue with your "cats do nothing"...

I was taking issue with your "cats do nothing" statement.

But yeah. Their looking cute, purring and catching a mouse or two made us servants to them for all eternity.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 05 November 2018, 02:52 PM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant You lie. My cat also throws up hairballs.

You lie. My cat also throws up hairballs.
Forum: SLC 04 November 2018, 11:37 AM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 110,492
Posted By kitap
Whalephant A couple was checking in tonight and asked for a...

A couple was checking in tonight and asked for a third key for their teenage son, who was waiting in the car. I handed it to them, telling them they can have some fun by telling him that if he loses...
Forum: SLC 04 November 2018, 07:38 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 18,202
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I bought a nice ceramic candy bowl -green with a...

I bought a nice ceramic candy bowl -green with a spider on one side- at Safeway for $2.25 plus tax. I love how they just go to 75% off after the holiday is over.
Forum: Amusement Bark 03 November 2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 869
Views: 297,325
Posted By kitap
Whalephant There's an ad for some dishwashing detergent...

There's an ad for some dishwashing detergent that's narrated by a girl. Her voice grates on me so badly. "So what does a dishwasher do?" Also I'm annoyed at the way she holds her mouth.


The ad...
Forum: SLC 03 November 2018, 10:56 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 18,233
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I think that's an excellent career goal.

I think that's an excellent career goal.
Forum: Urban Legends Contest 30 October 2018, 03:39 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 3,795
Posted By kitap
Whalephant #2 a honey badger?

#2 a honey badger?
Forum: Rantidote 30 October 2018, 12:09 PM
Replies: 375
Views: 18,234
Posted By kitap
Whalephant The closest place to get on the highway is...

The closest place to get on the highway is currently closed, has been for about 2 years and will be for who knows how long as they're completely redoing the interchange.

A guest quizzed me on how...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 29 October 2018, 06:39 AM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant My cats have all seen tummy rubs as a Basic...

My cats have all seen tummy rubs as a Basic Feline Right. Sandstone would get so relaxed he'd slide off the bed. Not his most graceful moment. The Imster will block my walking and if I go around her...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 28 October 2018, 02:44 PM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Definitely fiendish kitty trap.

Definitely fiendish kitty trap.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 28 October 2018, 02:31 PM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant That kitty bed could be a fiendish trap. My...

That kitty bed could be a fiendish trap.

My best friend makes and sells cat beds at craft fairs (among other items). I always worry someone's going to get her arrested for fraud or spmething.
Forum: SLC 28 October 2018, 12:55 PM
Replies: 1,011
Views: 110,492
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I went into Pet Smart the other night to get more...

I went into Pet Smart the other night to get more cat food and passed by the area where they do obedience training. There was a dog and their owner and an employee in there and the owner and the...
Forum: Social Studies 25 October 2018, 01:43 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,687
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Ha! No. Mariter instead of Marita.

Ha! No. Mariter instead of Marita.
Forum: Social Studies 24 October 2018, 03:29 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,687
Posted By kitap
Whalephant I knew someone whose mother was from Boston. She...

I knew someone whose mother was from Boston. She always added an r to the end of my name.
Forum: Social Studies 24 October 2018, 02:19 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,687
Posted By kitap
Whalephant But I say jag-wire.

But I say jag-wire.
Forum: Rantidote 23 October 2018, 02:38 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 8,689
Posted By kitap
Whalephant What part of "go out the door and turn left and...

What part of "go out the door and turn left and keep walking" sounds like " go outside and walk up the stairs" to you? Seriously. And to think you graduated from medical school.
Forum: SLC 23 October 2018, 02:09 PM
Replies: 552
Views: 36,107
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Imitating TV shows, maybe?

Imitating TV shows, maybe?
Forum: Urban Legends Contest 23 October 2018, 02:07 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 3,795
Posted By kitap
Whalephant #6 is tree. #1 - Memphis? Though I can't...

#6 is tree.

#1 - Memphis? Though I can't imagine that's correct. Or Phoenix, maybe?
Forum: Wild Kingdom 23 October 2018, 12:50 PM
Replies: 776
Views: 286,950
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Hope it survived! I was talking about cat...

Hope it survived!

I was talking about cat toys with my dad and he said "cat toys! Cats spit at cat toys! They don't want cat toys! They want human things like milk cap rings. "
Forum: SLC 22 October 2018, 03:51 PM
Replies: 735
Views: 90,781
Posted By kitap
Whalephant Years ago when I was working night audit at the...

Years ago when I was working night audit at the Hacienda del Sol here in Tucson I heard a thump at the door. It was painted glass, but I didn't see anything through it, but I opened the door anyhow....
Forum: Wild Kingdom 22 October 2018, 12:52 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 163,872
Posted By kitap
Whalephant The only way to kitten-proof the house against...

The only way to kitten-proof the house against Erudite is to have zero belongings in the house.
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