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Forum: Rantidote 21 August 2018, 01:01 AM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
If they play Christmas music, they are dead to me.

If they play Christmas music, they are dead to me.
Forum: Rantidote 20 August 2018, 07:39 PM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
My local Target has started playing music in the...

My local Target has started playing music in the store, which I find very annoying (it was too loud, and I've always enjoyed shopping in silence at night in Target. I guess not anymore.)
Forum: SLC 19 August 2018, 01:15 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,641
Posted By Cervus
Serena Williams is a client of ours, and she came...

Serena Williams is a client of ours, and she came in with a long list of things she wanted from us. Most of them we could accommodate. But when I had to call a coworker for assistance, the coworker...
Forum: SLC 19 August 2018, 01:06 AM
Replies: 220
Views: 11,157
Posted By Cervus
Answer: House fairies. Earlier this week I...

Answer: House fairies.

Earlier this week I put some leftovers in the fridge, on the shelf at eye level. When I went to get them the next morning, they weren't there. I took everything out of the...
Forum: Rantidote 16 August 2018, 12:18 AM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
2019 calendars aren't accompanied by irritating...

2019 calendars aren't accompanied by irritating music and forced cheer, though. That's what I associate with Retail Christmas and I hate it.
Forum: Rantidote 15 August 2018, 08:42 PM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
There are Christmas decorations up in retail...

There are Christmas decorations up in retail stores already.
Forum: SLC 15 August 2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
I've been walking around all day with a dead...

I've been walking around all day with a dead lizard in my shoe.

Based on the amount of blood and guts, it was alive when I put my shoe on.

I felt something and it shifted when I moved my foot...
Forum: Rantidote 15 August 2018, 03:52 PM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
Yesterday my 50-something coworker swore up and...

Yesterday my 50-something coworker swore up and down that "all the kids today" are eating Tide Pods. She saw it on Facebook. I debated whether to even attempt to address this with her but ultimately...
Forum: SLC 15 August 2018, 12:35 AM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
Today at work I got a telemarketing call from a...

Today at work I got a telemarketing call from a woman with a British accent and her voice was so charming I almost didn't mind the sales pitch.
Forum: SLC 10 August 2018, 11:31 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 9,310
Posted By Cervus
Turns out the planet I've been seeing that I...

Turns out the planet I've been seeing that I thought was Mars is actually Saturn. Now I really wish I had a telescope.
Forum: Wild Kingdom 09 August 2018, 10:45 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 502
Posted By Cervus
I've had scrub jays land on my head, attracted to...

I've had scrub jays land on my head, attracted to the shiny metal grommets on my hat. But the pics I have of that are selfies, so it doesn't show me as the photographer, just a girl with a bird on...
Forum: Business Bytes 08 August 2018, 09:55 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 517
Posted By Cervus
How about juvenile and unfunny? I don't find...

How about juvenile and unfunny?

I don't find anything offensive about it, but really it's trying too hard and seems like a rejected SNL bit.
Forum: SLC 06 August 2018, 03:13 PM
Replies: 656
Views: 67,062
Posted By Cervus
A piano moving company truck. I haven't seen a...

A piano moving company truck. I haven't seen a piano in a home in 25 years.

Yes, of course people still own pianos, but they are much rarer than they were a few decades ago -- possibly due to...
Forum: SLC 06 August 2018, 04:07 AM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
Fun fact: Possums are one of the only mammals who...

Fun fact: Possums are one of the only mammals who are extremely unlikely to contract or carry rabies. It's thought that their body temperature is too low for the virus to survive in them. I only...
Forum: Rantidote 05 August 2018, 05:00 AM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
LTTAM: I keep a throwaway AOL address for spam...

LTTAM: I keep a throwaway AOL address for spam and signups, etc. I check it every couple months, but today I needed to access an email that was sent to that address. AOL refused to recognize any...
Forum: Wild Kingdom 04 August 2018, 03:39 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 903
Posted By Cervus
Has she ever been boarded before? She may be...

Has she ever been boarded before? She may be readjusting to stress or depression about having been left there. (That doesn't mean the boarding facility is bad or erred in any way, but some pets just...
Forum: SLC 04 August 2018, 03:02 AM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
Why not just call it a bean bag toss?

Why not just call it a bean bag toss?
Forum: SLC 03 August 2018, 03:10 AM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
I think there are probably two different answers...

I think there are probably two different answers depending on the maturity of the audience.
Forum: SLC 30 July 2018, 09:41 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 7,611
Posted By Cervus
So stop posting. Indeed.

So stop posting.



Indeed.
Forum: SLC 30 July 2018, 05:08 PM
Replies: 787
Views: 78,424
Posted By Cervus
Thanks for that link, because I wouldn't have had...

Thanks for that link, because I wouldn't have had the faintest idea how it would be pronounced instead of "doon". And even then I had to listen to it thrice because it's a subtle difference.
Forum: SLC 29 July 2018, 04:03 AM
Replies: 220
Views: 11,157
Posted By Cervus
I've used one like that in Florida (So, I can't...

I've used one like that in Florida (So, I can't tell you if it's good in cold temperatures) and they're fine for casual use. I wouldn't use it in rough weather conditions like heavy rains. It's more...
Forum: SLC 24 July 2018, 11:45 PM
Replies: 656
Views: 67,062
Posted By Cervus
Last Friday we found a juvenile rat snake in the...

Last Friday we found a juvenile rat snake in the hallway at work. Yesterday a different, slightly smaller rat snake -- with a broken jaw -- was slithering around the floor of the surgery room. So,...
Forum: SLC 22 July 2018, 03:19 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 9,310
Posted By Cervus
LTTMMH: seeing new growth on a dehydrated orchid...

LTTMMH: seeing new growth on a dehydrated orchid I rescued from the Clearance Rack of Death at the big box garden center.


I guess I never posted about this but: Earlier this year I saw Weird Al...
Forum: Rantidote 19 July 2018, 02:11 AM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
I am really starting to despise the terms...

I am really starting to despise the terms "pupper" and "doggo".
Forum: Rantidote 17 July 2018, 11:21 PM
Replies: 985
Views: 91,200
Posted By Cervus
I'm home from work now and there's no trace of...

I'm home from work now and there's no trace of the tree left. Now the main road is visible and it's noisier here.

I ought to be used to it, living in Florida, where 50 acres of woods can be...
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