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Forum: Rantidote 20 February 2019, 01:59 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
The landscapers are at it again. They're never...

The landscapers are at it again. They're never come on a Wednesday before (Wednesday is my day off) so I was jolted out of bed at 8:30 AM by the sound of electric trimmers that I've come to associate...
Forum: Rantidote 18 February 2019, 11:38 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
And another one: pibble.

And another one: pibble.
Forum: Rantidote 18 February 2019, 05:08 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
LTTAM: The terms doggo, puppers, and floof. ...

LTTAM: The terms doggo, puppers, and floof.

Those have surpassed my loathing of the term "furbabies".
Forum: Rantidote 10 February 2019, 02:35 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
Earlier today I got stung by a bee for what I...

Earlier today I got stung by a bee for what I believe is the first time in my life. 6 hours later, my foot is all swollen and red, hot and painful. Fortunately the reaction appears to be localized...
Forum: NFBSK Gone Wild! 30 January 2019, 05:47 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,185
Posted By Cervus
Return of Kings. Don't bother Googling it....

Return of Kings. Don't bother Googling it. Misogynistic "men's rights" site.

I've heard this man's name before but I'm not sure of the specifics. Best not to give him attention or traffic.
Forum: SLC 30 January 2019, 12:21 AM
Replies: 844
Views: 116,090
Posted By Cervus
At dusk I saw something bright fall from the sky...

At dusk I saw something bright fall from the sky in the southwest. Only it didn't quite "fall" so much as appear to tumble. Its brightness seemed to fade in and out, sort of pulse, on its way down to...
Forum: Rantidote 28 January 2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
The wire holding the nose pad broke off my...

The wire holding the nose pad broke off my glasses while I was on vacation last month. I've been wearing this pair of frames for 17 years. Yes, you read that right. 17 years of daily wear and they...
Forum: Rantidote 22 January 2019, 01:50 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
If I could have opted out of this, I would have....

If I could have opted out of this, I would have. I'm happy to paint my own house, and I do a professional job. Perhaps I should sell my services to the HOA. At least I'd make sure the neighborhood...
Forum: SLC 21 January 2019, 11:39 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 28,097
Posted By Cervus
I walked out to the parking lot to find a man...

I walked out to the parking lot to find a man sitting in the passenger seat of my car, smoking weed. I screamed "GET OUT OF MY CAR!" The man turned out to be Seth Rogen and he offered me a hit. His...
Forum: Rantidote 20 January 2019, 01:57 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
Update: they returned my garden hose about 10...

Update: they returned my garden hose about 10 minutes after I noticed it missing. They'd "borrowed" it. Seriously?!

I can't wait for these guys to be out of here.
Forum: Rantidote 19 January 2019, 07:51 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
The painters are still working and still...

The painters are still working and still trampling any and all vegetation surrounding our houses. I've got the majority of my potted plants safe in the house, but I can't fathom how anyone can just...
Forum: Rantidote 14 January 2019, 06:13 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
I can't make this up: this morning the painters...

I can't make this up: this morning the painters parked their van in front of my driveway, completely blocking my car in. When I finally tracked down the painter who had the keys, he moved the...
Forum: Rantidote 12 January 2019, 11:24 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
I live in a townhouse community. The HOA is...

I live in a townhouse community. The HOA is responsible for all exterior maintenance of the buildings. I don't care for that (I'd rather do all my own maintenance) but other factors made this a...
Forum: Techno-Babble 08 January 2019, 11:51 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,002
Posted By Cervus
I get an average of 1-2 emails and 0 texts per...

I get an average of 1-2 emails and 0 texts per day. I must be living off the grid more than I realized.

I do have a dedicated spam email for things that require signups, but I don't know when was...
Forum: SLC 03 January 2019, 05:48 PM
Replies: 258
Views: 16,646
Posted By Cervus
I've been on vacation for the past two weeks and...

I've been on vacation for the past two weeks and although I got home Tuesday night, my jet lag is so bad I woke up this morning convinced it was the year 2021.

I'm working today and a client had...
Forum: Rantidote 03 January 2019, 12:13 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
My hard-wired smoke alarm, which is less than a...

My hard-wired smoke alarm, which is less than a year old, spontaneously went off and I don't know why. It's not a CO detector, no breaker tripped or power surge, and I wasn't using any appliances or...
Forum: SLC 20 December 2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 715
Views: 60,612
Posted By Cervus
Hmmm...the last picture I posted was of someone's...

Hmmm...the last picture I posted was of someone's obnoxious parking job.
Forum: SLC 20 December 2018, 06:14 PM
Replies: 715
Views: 60,612
Posted By Cervus
I don't use my real name on Instagram.

I don't use my real name on Instagram.
Forum: SLC 19 December 2018, 11:25 PM
Replies: 715
Views: 60,612
Posted By Cervus
Why is a taco restaurant in Ohio following me on...

Why is a taco restaurant in Ohio following me on Instagram?

I don't post photos of food, never tagged them or eaten there, nor ever been near the state of Ohio.
Forum: Soapbox Derby 19 December 2018, 11:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 737
Posted By Cervus
This is an insult to biologists everywhere. He...

This is an insult to biologists everywhere. He doesn't deserve the honor of having anything named after him, and I'd be pissed if I were a herpetologist studying the species.
Forum: Rantidote 08 December 2018, 10:12 PM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
I've been having far too many work-related dreams...

I've been having far too many work-related dreams lately. I've just had two in the past 12 hours (One just before I got up this morning for work, and another when I came home and took a nap.)
Forum: Rantidote 02 December 2018, 04:38 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
I've had the hiccups off and on for 12 hours so...

I've had the hiccups off and on for 12 hours so far. This means I'm halfway through -- when I get a hiccup attack, it always lasts for 24 hours. I'll get a brief reprieve and then they start again....
Forum: Rantidote 01 December 2018, 04:15 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
The thermostat is set at the factory default. I...

The thermostat is set at the factory default. I just checked and it's 120F. I'm not sure what the old one was set at.

It's the standard tank (and same size, same wattage, etc, as the old one),...
Forum: Rantidote 01 December 2018, 02:34 AM
Replies: 650
Views: 46,214
Posted By Cervus
I had a new water heater installed a few days ago...

I had a new water heater installed a few days ago and the hot water takes longer to come on than it used to. I have no idea why this would be the case, as it was installed in the same place, with no...
Forum: Amusement Bark 13 November 2018, 03:01 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,380
Posted By Cervus
There's also a sequel: Atlantic Rim:...

There's also a sequel:
Atlantic Rim: Resurrection. (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7963218/)
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