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Forum: Rantidote 10 October 2013, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 397,343
Posted By LizardWizard
When I peel potatoes, I sit at the table, pull...

When I peel potatoes, I sit at the table, pull the tall kitchen trash can next to me, and peel directly into the trash.

Regarding paper towels, I do mostly as the guy in the video recommends: ...
Forum: Rantidote 03 October 2013, 02:06 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 353,023
Posted By LizardWizard
I'm sorry; what? [scratching head]

I'm sorry; what? [scratching head]
Forum: Rantidote 03 October 2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 353,023
Posted By LizardWizard
Fair enough.

Fair enough.
Forum: Rantidote 03 October 2013, 01:54 PM
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Views: 353,023
Posted By LizardWizard
Umm... That was you back in #1005. Did I...

Umm... That was you back in #1005. Did I misunderstand your point?
Forum: Rantidote 03 October 2013, 01:42 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 353,023
Posted By LizardWizard
To me, the position of the toilet seat is like...

To me, the position of the toilet seat is like the position of the sun visors in the car: best adjusted by the user as required. I will never understand why women can't just do like the rest of us...
Forum: Rantidote 02 October 2013, 12:54 PM
Replies: 1,029
Views: 353,023
Posted By LizardWizard
Unless you consider urine on the seat a problem.

Unless you consider urine on the seat a problem.
Forum: Glurge Gallery 08 September 2013, 10:29 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 54,273
Posted By LizardWizard
If you ask me, it would be because a world...

If you ask me, it would be because a world without deserts would be considerably less awesome than a world with deserts. It's not like a desert is something unpleasant that we'd be better off...
Forum: Fauxtography 07 September 2013, 07:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 24,634
Posted By LizardWizard
Of course, a WW2-era video of anything is a...

Of course, a WW2-era video of anything is a hoax...
Forum: Rantidote 06 September 2013, 11:44 PM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 397,343
Posted By LizardWizard
I got tripped up by the expression "to know or...

I got tripped up by the expression "to know or what Jesus." I half expected it to go in the direction of "What would Jesus do?" or "Do you know Jesus as your savior?" Then it abruptly ends with an...
Forum: Rantidote 06 September 2013, 05:11 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 397,343
Posted By LizardWizard
Wow, I can't get "disrespectful" out of that,...

Wow, I can't get "disrespectful" out of that, Foxy Lady. I can't get anything past "incoherent." Unlike Lainie, I can't get any meaning out of that passage no matter how many times I read it. Is...
Forum: The Doctor Is In 02 September 2013, 04:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 15,031
Posted By LizardWizard
Buffalo buffalo PeTA buffalo buffalo buffalo...

Buffalo buffalo PeTA buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo to not eat buffalo wings.
Forum: The Doctor Is In 31 August 2013, 05:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 18,869
Posted By LizardWizard
Two words: Nasal pillows!

Two words: Nasal pillows!
Forum: Soapbox Derby 21 August 2013, 02:53 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 26,647
Posted By LizardWizard
can't figure out how to delete this...

can't figure out how to delete this...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 20 August 2013, 12:29 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 26,647
Posted By LizardWizard
Someone wearing a red overcoat and a dark...

Someone wearing a red overcoat and a dark stocking cap is visible just over "Bush"'s right shoulder, and it appears that part of another person is just visible at the edge of the frame. I don't...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 20 August 2013, 02:30 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 26,647
Posted By LizardWizard
I've never been to a rodeo so I'm no expert, but...

I've never been to a rodeo so I'm no expert, but that '94 photo doesn't look like a rodeo to me. Are rodeos often held in front of an office building with people milling around in the background in...
Forum: Business Bytes 08 August 2013, 03:05 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 19,621
Posted By LizardWizard
My experience is that nearly all US vending...

My experience is that nearly all US vending machines will take dollar coins, and many will take $2 bills, even if the placard only says it accepts 1s, 5s, 10s, and 20s.

2's are really ideal for...
Forum: Soapbox Derby 09 June 2013, 01:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 20,998
Posted By LizardWizard
The new state would get three electoral votes,...

The new state would get three electoral votes, and the total number of electors would increase from 538 to 540. The number required for election would increase to 271.
Forum: Rantidote 01 May 2013, 03:34 AM
Replies: 999
Views: 392,174
Posted By LizardWizard
If I'm using the passing lane for you...

If I'm using the passing lane for you know--passing, and you come barreling out of nowhere at 95 mph, you can darn well slow down and keep your distance until I'm done using the passing lane. Then...
Forum: We've Got Mail 27 April 2013, 09:46 AM
Replies: 999
Views: 466,491
Posted By LizardWizard
Yes; there is a Black Belt Commission that must...

Yes; there is a Black Belt Commission that must be notified if someone gets in a fight and has a black belt. They maintain extensive files.
Forum: Rantidote 16 April 2013, 11:11 PM
Replies: 999
Views: 392,174
Posted By LizardWizard
Alex Trebek always says "nineteen hundred and...

Alex Trebek always says "nineteen hundred and thirty-seven." I don't know why. Perhaps someone figured that it's more likely the contestants will hear the year correctly.

Back in 2010, I had...
Forum: Rantidote 16 April 2013, 04:00 PM
Replies: 999
Views: 392,174
Posted By LizardWizard
No of course you're not delaying them; their...

No of course you're not delaying them; their order is delaying you. To clarify: the main time-limiting factor for you would be the time it takes Starbucks to prepare the orders for everyone in front...
Forum: Rantidote 16 April 2013, 02:23 PM
Replies: 999
Views: 392,174
Posted By LizardWizard
I'm not so sure that really delays the line in...

I'm not so sure that really delays the line in most cases. I would think the main time-limiting factor would be the food preparation times for whatever cars are in front of you. Failing to pull up...
Forum: Rantidote 17 March 2013, 08:58 PM
Replies: 999
Views: 392,174
Posted By LizardWizard
Back in the '90s, did she wonder how she missed...

Back in the '90s, did she wonder how she missed the first nine Malcom movies?
Forum: Rantidote 15 March 2013, 01:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 41,556
Posted By LizardWizard
An intersection near my house recently went from...

An intersection near my house recently went from a traffic light to a roundabout. The difference has been huge. Previously, traffic had often been backed up a quarter mile or more because cars had...
Forum: Politics 10 March 2013, 03:44 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 17,946
Posted By LizardWizard
To even begin to interpret that 1% figure, we'd...

To even begin to interpret that 1% figure, we'd need to know what they're purporting to count and what the other 99% is. How much is owned by men, how much by corporations, governments,...
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