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snopes 11 October 2013 03:12 AM

London firefighters urge 'common sense' after penis freed from toaster
The London Fire Brigade is asking the public to use some "common sense" after firefighters assisted a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster.

Richard W 11 October 2013 07:19 AM

Common sense? Bah! Nobody has that any more! You wouldn't believe the variety of kitchen and domestic appliances you see sticking out of people's trousers in town these days.

ganzfeld 11 October 2013 07:28 AM

Richard, I'm pretty sure by common sense they meant to use a waffle iron like any normal person.

SatansHobbit 11 October 2013 08:58 AM

I'm having second thoughts about exploring the sexual tension between me and Glenda *the blender," having experienced the cake mixer's penchant for rough sex.

Seriously, anyone who'd bonk a toaster when there's a fresh, warm, supple, soft, moist, and really cute loaf of bread nearby is a really sick puppy.

(Now that I've guaranteed that no snopester will ever want to eat at my house...

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