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BrianB 15 September 2011 10:28 AM

Quick Prayer
 
I've cleaned up the formatting but preserved the odd capitalizations.

Quote:

Please do not break. Just 27 words - 

"God, our Father, walk through my house and take away All my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my Family, Amen."



This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people Including me. A blessing is coming to you in form of a new Job, a house, marriage, finances, or maybe an answer to Something (a prayer, a request) that you have been waiting 
For. Do not break or ask questions. Stop what you are doing & send it to 12 people Now. Watch what He does!
Brian

zman977 15 September 2011 11:53 AM

If I were to send this to twelve people I'd probably get twelve responses to stop sending this crap.

Cyrano 15 September 2011 02:13 PM

Shorter one:

Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.


Bart Simpson (saying grace).

GenYus234 15 September 2011 02:35 PM

That's why my religion has never caught on. "Dear Invisible Pink Dragon Who Lives in my Garage and is Undetectable by Any Means Known to Man" increases the length of prayer by 60%.

SatansHobbit 15 September 2011 03:01 PM

http://message.snopes.com/images/icons/icon107.gif Burn in Hell, you email suckers!!! ... there were only 24 words. http://message.snopes.com/images/icons/icon107.gif

Chloe 15 September 2011 03:10 PM

Who wants a new Job? All covered in boils--yuck!

GenYus234 15 September 2011 03:22 PM

That's the old Job. The new Job is the one that was given even more stuff and children than he had before. 'Cause presents totally make up for being a d-bag.

Chloe 15 September 2011 03:25 PM

Of course. My favorite part of being beaten up by my boyfriend is when he buys me presents afterward. It shows how much he loves me.

GenYus234 15 September 2011 03:27 PM

Especially when he did it just to show a rival how much you love him.

crocoduck_hunter 16 September 2011 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zman977 (Post 1524571)
If I were to send this to twelve people I'd probably get twelve responses to stop sending this crap.

Like what this guy did?

Lainie 16 September 2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenYus234 (Post 1524710)
That's the old Job. The new Job is the one that was given even more stuff and children than he had before. 'Cause presents totally make up for being a d-bag.

And once you have more kids, you stop being sad about the dozen or so that God killed in order to prove a point to the devil.

SoToasty 16 September 2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatansHobbit (Post 1524688)

God counts in mysterious ways.

Auburn Red 17 September 2011 02:12 PM

Then he complained that the government was taking away all his Jobs!

DawnStorm 28 September 2011 05:44 PM

And I thought quickies applied to something else! :fish:

Spud Sabre 29 October 2011 07:40 PM

I knew God doesn't like people asking questions, but taking breaks too? He seems like a corrupt company executive. Even tricking naive folks into doing his company's advertising.

barbrainey 02 November 2011 12:04 AM

We are being asked to beg God to "walk through my house, take away all my worries, heal my sickness, etc." Of course, the epistle of James says that we are to pray for the health of the sick, by why not call a doctor, get some medicine instead. After all, God gave us minds to probe and find out what causes illness, and how to cure it. And as for worries, they are things that either we create for ourselves or someone places on us. It's up to us, to solve our own problems that cause our worrying.

Barb Rainey

Jaime Vargas 02 November 2011 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenYus234 (Post 1524710)
That's the old Job. The new Job is the one that was given even more stuff and children than he had before. 'Cause presents totally make up for being a d-bag.

More stuff and sons. Daughters he just gave them the same number he had previously. Yeah, d-bag all the way.


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