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Psihala 13 March 2017 07:54 PM

Texas Lawmaker’s ‘Satirical’ Bill Fines Men for Masturbating
 
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

That's the thinking behind new legislation proposed by a Texas lawmaker that would fine men $100 for masturbating and require a 24-hour cooling off period before they can buy Viagra.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...bating-n732756

GenYus234 13 March 2017 09:12 PM

Why did he headline writer put quotes around satirical? It is satirical.


Quote:

Farrar contends more needs to be done to protect sperm "because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more life."
Also, no points because she didn't state that every sperm is sacred.

PS. I assume that only medical facilities with corridors that are at least 8 feet wide will be licensed as legal ejaculation locations.

ASL 13 March 2017 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GenYus234 (Post 1944201)
PS. I assume that only medical facilities with corridors that are at least 8 feet wide will be licensed as legal ejaculation locations.

And handrails. The floors could get slippery.

E. Q. Taft 22 March 2017 11:40 PM

Well, if it could be enforced, it would be one hell of a fund-raiser....

Psihala 06 April 2017 07:54 PM

Texas lawmakers weigh bill mocking abortion laws by fining masturbation
 
A Texas bill establishing a $100 fine for male masturbation is one step closer to getting off the ground.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-bi...irs-committee/


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