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htonl 20 February 2013 07:26 PM

Florida Man: the world's worst superhero
This twitter account, @_FloridaMan, is ridiculously funny.

musicgeek 20 February 2013 07:29 PM

It's almost too perfect, isn't it?

I wonder whether the other states' superheroes would be as entertaining. The only one I can see giving Florida Man a run for his money is California Man (or possibly California Woman).

ETA:A Google search for "Connecticut Man" is mostly depressing. "Connecticut Woman" shows promise:

Connecticut Woman pulls loaded gun at Chuck E. Cheese

Connecticut Woman is state's first Playboy centerfold

Connecticut Woman turns guns into jewelry

Connecticut Woman arrested after botched neutering

Connecticut Woman steals wig, bites chunk of store owner's arm

snopes 20 February 2013 07:47 PM

Texas Man sounds like an archvillain with a vendetta against anyone close to him:

Texas Man Who Set Ex-Girlfriend on Fire Set to Die

Texas Man Will Not Be Charged for Beating Daughter's Molester to Death

Texas Man Accused of Carving Pentagram into Son

Texas Man Charged in Death of 5-Week-Old Daughter

Texas Man Executed for Killing Cousins, 15 and 3

Texas Man Confesses He Stabbed HIV+ Girlfriend to Death

E. Q. Taft 20 February 2013 11:52 PM

Of course there's the Onion favorite, "Area Man."

A Turtle Named Mack 02 January 2014 07:23 PM

The villain's exploits continue:
Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana

CenTex 02 January 2014 08:00 PM

RIP, Florida Man.

A Turtle Named Mack 10 March 2014 08:20 PM

Police say Florida man threw toaster at wife after she refused sex
A South Florida man threw a toaster at his wife when she refused to have sex with him, according to authorities.

That Florida Man is one smooth operator!

E. Q. Taft 23 March 2014 01:11 AM

And where is Florida Man when we really need him?

Bears Invade Florida Suburbs

wanderwoman 23 March 2014 01:17 AM

Florida man drinks $80 worth of shots, set fire to trash can, punches people, gets arrested

moonfall 23 March 2014 03:52 PM

Not surprised about the bears. As the article mentions, the population has grown to the point where some people are bringing up the possibility of re-legalizing bear hunting.

A Turtle Named Mack 09 April 2014 02:40 AM

VIDEO: Topless Florida Woman Ransacks MCDONALD’S, Steals Ice Cream
A CCTV video shows an "agitated" topless woman in only panties going crazy in a St. Petersburg, FL McDonald's...


2. Don't read the comments

A Turtle Named Mack 13 May 2014 09:37 PM

Florida Man (a Congressman!) Eats Earwax Live on C-SPAN
Today Rep. Joe Garcia, D-Fla., learned that the cameras are always rolling. The rest of us learned that Congressman Joe Garcia is kinda gross.

A Turtle Named Mack 12 June 2014 01:33 PM

Florida John Offered Salad In Return For Sex
Meet Alonzo Liverman. Short on cash, the 29-year-old Floridian allegedly offered to provide a salad to a prostitute in exchange for oral sex, according to cops.

Dang, all this time I thought 'toss her salad' was just a euphemism.

UEL 19 June 2014 03:37 PM

Florida man put to death in 3rd U.S. execution in 24 hours

Now, is Florida Man down for the count, or will he rise up like Superman?

For the record, I don't support capital punishment.

Elkhound 19 June 2014 07:10 PM


Originally Posted by moonfall (Post 1810733)
Not surprised about the bears. As the article mentions, the population has grown to the point where some people are bringing up the possibility of re-legalizing bear hunting.

One of our family stories is how, back during the 1930s, my grandfather went hunting and shot a bear. He gave some of the meat to his employees, including my grandfather. Grandmother had never cooked bear in her life, but back during the depression you didn't say 'no' to free meat.

It was so horrible that nobody could eat it. Even the neighbor's DOG turned up his nose at it. They finally buried it in the backyard.

A Turtle Named Mack 09 July 2014 12:53 PM

Florida Road Construction Sign Hacked To Show Extremely Vulgar Message
Drivers in Hillsborough County were subjected to a road construction sign that was flashing an obscene message after being hacked.

I think the headline is misleading. To qualify for an 'extremely,' I think it should have suggested a different locus.

GenYus234 09 July 2014 02:21 PM

But since the F-bomb is king of the dirty words, does not it qualify for "extremely" all by itself?

A Turtle Named Mack 09 July 2014 04:16 PM

Only if the f-word is used as a curse word, as opposed to here, actually referring to the act. :p

GenYus234 09 July 2014 04:44 PM

Actually (at least as suggested by FCC v. Fox Television ), that's backwards. The S-bomb and the F-bomb are patently indecent when describing the actual act, but not when used as curse words.

A Turtle Named Mack 24 September 2014 10:04 PM

Cops: Mom Hid Infant In Trunk To Avoid Ticket
--Fearful that she would get ticketed for not having a car seat, a Florida woman, 19, drove around early yesterday with her five-month-old baby inside the trunk of her car, police allege.

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