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A Turtle Named Mack 13 August 2013 10:56 PM

Tooth-brushing-induced orgasms. Look ma, no cavities!
Sometimes the human brain does weird things. Take the woman described in this case study, for example; when she brushed her teeth, it would induce a seizure that resulted in an orgasm before she passed out. It seems that there was reduced blood flow (hypoperfusion) and some damage (atrophy) in part of her brain that likely caused her tooth-brushing-induced orgasms. No other activity seemed to produce this effect, including brushing without toothpaste. Why this particular combination of stimuli worked remains a mystery (to the disappointment of dentists everywhere).

UrbanLegends101 14 August 2013 10:37 AM

Your post just triggered a joke memory:

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose
and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped
her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,
"You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered
violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition
- when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never
heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

Mad Jay 14 August 2013 02:15 PM

I don't know. After I have an orgasm, I get switched off on sex for some time. If I were having an orgasm while brushing my teeth, I would not brush for very long. I might brush more often though. So, that might make up for it.

Mickey Blue 18 August 2013 12:25 AM

I'm the same way basically.. That said..

My fairly limited experience is that women are able to not only keep their interest not only in sex but have multiple orgasms in one.. Err.. Encounter, so such a thing may be more interesting.

That said.. Umm.. Again, I would think that not being able to control the circumstances of having an orgasm (particularly when it comes with loss of consciousness) could become a problem pretty fast.

Der Induktionator 18 August 2013 03:16 PM

I have very good teeth.
And I seem to be sneezing a lot.


Mickey Blue 19 August 2013 05:07 PM

She should cut a deal with some toothpaste company:

"Buy Crest, we aren't saying that our toothpaste will cause you to have orgasms, but this one lady does.. So just saying"

GenYus234 19 August 2013 05:19 PM

This seems appropriate somehow:

This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

It is a toothbrush.

Mad Jay 19 August 2013 05:37 PM

Genyus, usually, I don't play with other guy's toothbrushes but that made me want to play with yours

WildaBeast 19 August 2013 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by Mickey Blue (Post 1761344)
"Buy Crest, we aren't saying that our toothpaste will cause you to have orgasms, but this one lady does.. So just saying"

That sounds more like what the ads would be like if Herbal Essences made toothpaste.

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