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DawnStorm 17 July 2018 03:04 PM

Suggestions for a Hail to the Chief replacement
 
Recently, I've decided that Hail to the Chief should be suspended for the duration of President Piece-of-Work's term. What should be played in lieu of it though? The only appropriate song I can think of is Mac Davis' Hard to be Humble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHEfSzUbh3s

Any other suggestions? :D

GenYus234 17 July 2018 03:25 PM

Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"?

ChasFink 17 July 2018 03:53 PM

I would say Piggies, were it not for the fact that the subject is plural. Otherwise quite appropriate, especially the "damn good whacking."

(I should probably state for the record that I mean whacking in the "whacking upside the head" sense, and only if authorized by congress, and not in the mob-hit sense.)

Brad from Georgia 17 July 2018 04:34 PM

"Go to Hell, Chief." We could write it.

musicgeek 17 July 2018 05:50 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3Fn36l_z3WY?start=22" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Well, a guy can only hope.

ChasFink 17 July 2018 06:43 PM

Well if you're going THAT route, I think this more accurately sums the man up. Maybe we could write some Trump-specific lyrics.

<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/FvLikiVraHE" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

UEL 17 July 2018 06:44 PM

As a Canadian hockey fan, I know the Russian national anthem well enough to hum the whole thing.

That seems appropriate given yesterday's horrendous performance.

DawnStorm 17 July 2018 06:48 PM

Touche UEL! :lol: But the summit went really great and you're just reading fake news! https://wtop.com/national/2018/07/tr...ful-criticism/

Darth Credence 17 July 2018 07:43 PM

I'm going with FDT by YG and Nipsey Hussle. Not safe for work due to language if you don't know the song.

crocoduck_hunter 17 July 2018 07:49 PM

I'm the Slime by Frank Zappa

musicgeek 17 July 2018 08:04 PM

Haven't listened to that one in a while... good choice!

crocoduck_hunter 17 July 2018 09:45 PM

It's just so Trump.

E. Q. Taft 17 July 2018 10:05 PM

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E. Q. Taft 17 July 2018 10:13 PM

Or of course, we could just alter the lyrics to this one a little.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YEGgogqnEpg" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

smittykins 18 July 2018 02:37 AM

Slightly NSFW:

https://youtu.be/k-LTRwZb35A

(Sorry, don't know how to embed from a tablet).

NobleHunter 18 July 2018 02:58 AM

Funeral March for a Marionette?

GenYus234 18 July 2018 03:23 PM

Think we could sell him on "Entrance of the Gladiators" on the name? Its a march, so it would be majestic and martial, things he like in spades. And gladiators, tough men who slay their enemies. It is like the reality TV show of the olden times. It was also played under the name "Thunder and Blazes", he'd like that name too. We could play him the first 15 seconds or so, see how he likes it.

DawnStorm 18 July 2018 03:50 PM

How could I forget Nazareth's Heir of the Dog? :-o

ChasFink 18 July 2018 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenYus234 (Post 1983574)
Think we could sell him on "Entrance of the Gladiators" on the name? Its a march, so it would be majestic and martial, things he like in spades. And gladiators, tough men who slay their enemies. It is like the reality TV show of the olden times. It was also played under the name "Thunder and Blazes", he'd like that name too. We could play him the first 15 seconds or so, see how he likes it.

And since it's associated with circuses, we're all free to think of clowns.

GenYus234 18 July 2018 04:01 PM

But clowns have weird hair and oddly colored skin and many people are terrified of them...


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